There’s this website, Texts from Last Night, where people can send ridiculous texts they’ve written or received and have them published, with only an area code as identifying information. Here’s a look at some local missives.Man’s best friend, consummated:Incest taboo, confirmed:Seattle tells St. Petersburg to grow upMeditations on flatulence, from the Eastside:The rules of sex:The fruits of sex:And, finally, how to avoid them. Some of the most important stuff they don’t teach you in sex ed: