There’s nothing too out of the ordinary in one of Seattle Police Department’s blog posts yesterday: Dirtbag walks into bank, endangers everyone with a gun, and makes off with some money.But what got me thinking was the location of robbery: Magnolia.More specifically, I’m curious how one makes his or her getaway in Magnolia, since there are exactly three roads out of that suburban island? Lay low in Discovery Park for the next two weeks? Or does one hop the rails and dodge trains while dodging the law?These are practical questions. So, tell us: Have you ever robbed a bank in Magnolia? And if so, what did you do?
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