Snow makes Seattleites friendly.But it makes us bundle up so we can’t flaunt our fit figures.Port to contractor: Fool me once…er, twiceSportscaster blown away…by a fart.Super-thorough report on urban skiing in Lower Queen Anne.Kauffman continues down the Thin Wheat Line. Stoesz lists his top Christmas tunes.Seely remembers his thespian glory days, reviews high school drama.SIFF got the Academy’s stamp of approval.