If so, Save Our Sonics has secured a block of tickets and some shuttle buses to ferry fans to the Rose Garden on Feb. 11 to boo the franchise formerly known as the Seattle Supersonics when they pay a visit to Portland. Clay Bennett’s attendance at said tilt is considered highly unlikely. For the opportunity to cream-pie that dickbag (shown here receiving a medal from NBA commish Stern for winning the 50-meter hurdles in the Special Olympics), you’ll have to hot foot it to Jokelahoma.