Houston, Wii have a problem. Rebecca Varina Sloskowski, a 31-year-old Hillsboro, Ore., woman with no appreciation for the finer points of modern video-game consoles, allegedly turned her boyfriend’s Wii into a missile of righteous justice.The Oregonian

reports today that Sloskowski got drunk and came home on Jan. 10, where she promptly started fighting with her boyfriend. And, as men are often wise to do in such situations, Mr. Boyfriend left the apartment to give his enraged and intoxicated lover time to cool down.Unfortunately, this was one of those drunken female rages that only burns hotter if left to smolder alone. So when her man came back, Sloskowski started throwing anything she could find at him.Eventually she picked up his Wii console and hurled it right into his face.The toss apparently left him with two chipped teeth and a swollen lip.Sloskowski was arrested for second-degree assault.Her boyfriend, meanwhile, is probably thrilled he opted with the Wii and not the Xbox. That thing might have taken his head off.