Before Jack Links Beef Jerky settled on its ingenious “Messin’ with Sasquatch” commercials, it had “Messin’ with Schultzquatch”, which was the same thing, only people pranked coffee monger Howard Schultz instead.Today’s Comment of the Day winner has the opening to the pilot episode.This from the post about a celebrity-athlete agency that will book Schultz for “coaching clinics”, despite Schultz’s main contribution to sports being that he sold Seattle’s NBA team for loads o’ cash.Todd Mintz writes:You should sign him up to do a clinic…then, move the event at the last moment without telling him… That’s a reference to Schultz’s last-minute rescheduling of a book signing event, so as to avoid angry Sonics fans showing up to boo him (though boo him they still did). Follow The Daily Weekly on Facebook and Twitter.