If you were hoping to catch the Fame Kills Tour (read: Clash

If you were hoping to catch the Fame Kills Tour (read: Clash of the Egos tour) in Seattle this fall, you are S.O.L. Tour dates reveal that the closest co-headliners West and GaGa will get is Vancouver, B.C. on November 24. Anybody down for a road trip? I’m disappointed as hell, as it’s given that West and GaGa combined will put on a spectacle. Couldn’t they have squeezed in the Tacoma Dome? Or hell, even Portland? …Although I do recall West telling Jay Leno just a few weeks ago that he was “taking some time off” to reassess his life, following his now infamous exchange with Taylor Swift at the VMAs. Apparently, some time meaning a couple hours. Introspective man, that Kanye. Personally, I’d love to see him interrupt GaGa during her moment the way he did Swift. The pop diva has an ego the size of Texas. Can you imagine the shit that would go down? Now that would be entertaining.