Like The Darjeeling Express, only with Viagra jokes.

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The Bucket List: Die, Nicholson, Die!

  Rob Reiner’s latest film is, among other things, a reflection of our persistent cultural belief that you…

Goa Ge as the grown, sullen Xiangyang.

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Sunflower: Again With the Cultural Revolution

  In 1976, when Gengnian (Sun Haiying) returns from six years of brutal re-education, he finds that his…

Mortensen and Watts in Eastern Promises.

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Eastern Promises and the Best Discs of 2007

Eastern Promises Universal, $29.98 Though it’s showing up on several 10-best lists for 2007, there’s still a bit…

Patriarch/monster Day-Lewis.

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There Will Be Blood: Daniel Day-Lewis Devours the American West

A great brooding thundercloud of a movie, Paul Thomas Anderson’s There Will Be Blood arrives as if from…

Director Short ventured solo through Mongolia.

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All My Love: Local Director Trips Through Mongolia

  Probably the most ambitious film at October’s Local Sightings Film Festival (where it won top prize), Brian…

Geraldine Chaplin lends to the frights.

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The Orphanage: Old-School Frights From Spain

  Having a child destroys your immune system to horror, real or imagined. As surely as Pan’s Labyrinth—whose…

Joanna Cassidy as the replicant Zhora in Blade Runner.

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Who’s Badder—Deckard or Bourne?

Blade Runner: The Final Cut Warner Bros., $34.99 It’s a sign of this film’s enduring power after 25…

Lindsay Lohan knows who killed her career.

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The 10 Best (Overlooked) Films of 2007

How tough is it for a movie to find its audience, above the din of blockbuster marketing and…

Psycho singers Depp and Bonham Carter.

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Murderers’ Melody

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: Sondheim Plus Blood Equals Excellence

Gershon (left) and her BFF Swank.

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P.S. I Love You: Hilary Swank Sees Dead Person

  This isn’t the first time that Richard LaGravenese, the gifted writer of A Little Princess and The…

Amalric is no saint before his stroke.

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The Diving Bell and the Butterfly: Julian Schnabel’s Arty Overload

At this year’s Cannes Film Festival, the American painter turned filmmaker Julian Schnabel (Basquiat, Before Night Falls) won…

Hanks and Hoffman as unlikely mujahedeen.

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Charlie Wilson’s War: Tom Hanks and Strippers Liberate Afghanistan

Hell of a thing, getting Mike Nichols to adapt the yer-kiddin’-me story of Charlie Wilson, the congressman from…

Cox during his space oddity phase.

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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story: Spinal Tap It’s Not

As an actor, John C. Reilly is the opposite of Mr. Cellophane. He doesn’t disappear into a role;…

Roth (left) receives a shady overture from Damon.

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Youth Without Youth: Coppola Should Stick With the Winery

  Francis Ford Coppola’s self-financed return to the fray is a curious project—well-crafted, personal, and movie-movie old-fashioned even…

She’s on a deadline…to freedom!

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Seattle Weekly Goes to Hollywood

We’d like to thank the Academy…

Overstrained sibs Linney and Hoffman.

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The Savages: Laura Linney Comes Unglued

Simmering below the squeamish elder-care euphemism “uncharted territory” is a fearful awareness that when it comes to dealing…

Abdalla (left) grimly revisits the past.

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The Kite Runner: Beloved Book Becomes Flaccid Potboiler

  Kites fly high over San Francisco and Kabul, but not much else soars in Marc Forster’s flaccid…

Hairdresser Danson is totally gay for hetero porn.

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The Amateurs: Meet the Lebowski of Porn

  Welcome to Butterface Fields, a SoCal “small-town U.S.A” peopled by cheery barfly numbskulls with names like Mo…

Smith checks the zombie forecast outside.

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I Am Legend: Will Smith Versus the Mutants

There are two momentous performances in the Darwinian horror fable I Am Legend. One is by the movie’s…

Last of the gallants? Harrelson protects Scott Thomas.

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The Walker: Woody Harrelson Versus the Neocons

  Paul Schrader’s cinema is largely defined by the pathology of his male protagonists, and with The Walker,…