Ramsey just wants to escape.

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The Signal: Blood! Give Us More Blood!

  Among the most graphically violent works of art ever committed to celluloid, this mindblower of a film…

A keyboard craftsman at work

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Note by Note: World’s Best Steinway Infomercial

Note by Note Given rapt attention and care in the framing, there is no more engrossing subject than…

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Charlie Bartlett: Not Enough Teen Angst

  Like most wanna-be heroes of the eager-to-please teen comedy, poor little rich boy Charlie Bartlett (Anton Yelchin)…

The robbers' real hands count money that was worthless in the West.

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The Great Communist Bank Robbery: Doomed Felons Re-enact Own Crime

    Acclaimed new Romanian movies like 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days and The Death of…

Close (left) gets up close and personal with the dead.

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Diary of the Dead: Zombies Enter the YouTube Era

  Fleet-footed corpses are, from a physiological point of view, complete bullshit. “If you run that fast, your…

No, Rachel, no! He's not good enough for you!

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Definitely, Maybe: Ryan Reynolds Not So Awful After All

Sandwiched somewhere between the American Spirit commercials and the Clinton campaigning that make up Definitely, Maybe is a…

Nolte's. Best. Mugshot. Ever.

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The Spiderwick Chronicles: Nick Nolte Will Terrify Your Kids

  Freud lives and prospers in The Spiderwick Chronicles, an exceptionally oedipal fantasy adventure based on the popular…

Petrov’s painterly My Love.

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Academy Award Nominated Shorts: As Usual, the Cartoons Are Better

  Among the five live-action shorts in this 137-minute compendium, Hollywood will find two films that hew perfectly…

In proud French tradition, Béart will vanquish AIDS by writing a novel about it.

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The Witnesses: The Bad Old Days of AIDS in ’80s France

  From André Téchiné (Wild Reeds), The Witnesses dramatizes the early AIDS crisis in France. Being set in…

Stallone sails a course between two eras in time.

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Rambo: Sly Stallone as National Icon

He’s back–unflagging, indestructible, super-colossal. Through this epoch-defining figure one may refract American history. John Updike has his Rabbit…

Batman is dead! Kilmer as corpse.

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Summer Love: Polish Cowboys Kill Val Kilmer!

The first feature by the conceptual Polish artist Piotr Uklanski, Summer Love is a mock spaghetti Western that…

Tavira plays us a suitably sad tune.

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The Violin: Mexican Peasants Revolt, but Artfully

  Writer-director Francisco Vargas’ first feature, an evocation of the 1970s Guerrero peasant revolt, is a solemn, suspenseful,…

Marinca does what she must do.

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4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days: The Horror of Birth Control in Ceausescu’s Romania

The extraordinary Romanian film 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days, more comfortably known as “that abortion movie…

Bryant deserves better than Lawrence.

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Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins: Martin Lawrence Dials It Down, Barely

  In this overlong but exuberantly performed comedy from writer-director Malcolm D. Lee (Undercover Brother), Martin Lawrence is…

If it’s Vegas, he must be Vince.

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Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show: Backstage Bits Outshine Those in the Spotlight

  Even at 100 minutes, this documentary about Vaughn and pals’ 2005 bus tour from L.A. to Chicago…

Farrell (left) and Gleeson between bullets.

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In Bruges: Colin Farrell Has Adorable Eyebrows, Shoots People

  Black, fluffy, and gloriously conjoined, Colin Farrell’s eyebrows aren’t the prettiest things about In Bruges—that honor falls…

You-know-who receives stolen swag.

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The Rape of Europa: Those Darn Nazis!

  Impressive in scope if unremarkable in style, The Rape of Europa provides a chronology of World War…

Who do you suppose spends more time waxing?

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Fool’s Gold: Again, Matthew McConaughey Takes Off His Shirt

  Is Fool’s Gold really a new movie, or just some infernal clip reel cut together from that…

Haun foresees dead people.

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Shrooms: Stoners Take a Very Bad Trip

  In Hollywood marketing parlance, this low-budget Irish horror flick should appeal to the sacred “four quadrants” of…

Children were not spared in Nanking’s horror.

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Nanking: Ever Wonder Why China Hates Japan?

  In The Rape of Nanking, journalist Iris Chang chronicled the 1937 Japanese invasion of Nanking and the…