A highly subjective Seattle pirate-bar tour taken by a man who feels that pirate bars, in theory, shouldnt exist.
There’s a fucking ARMCHAIR in the bathroom at Artisanal. For the discerning gentleman who prefers a nap after he shits.I’ve…
Super Buffet claims it’s one of the top 100 Chinese restaurants in the USA. Not quite.There’s nothing quite like a…
Close enough. Pasta Freska seems like it was opened by somebody who REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted to open an Olive…
Bret Michaels is bad luck at the Benbow Room.
Inside Copper Gate is artwork depicting your mom and your aunt: Siamese twins, conjoined at the index finger.When you step…
What the fuck is this thing?Does anyone remember the “underground dining” craze of a couple years ago? Secret and expensive…
Pictured here is the world’s shittiest pinball game. Not pictured: the strangely sentient bottles of Rainier beer crossing the floor…
Depose the Noodle King!I went to Noodle King on the advice of Jay Friedman, who is also known as the…
Mioposto’s executive chef hard at work. Mioposto is in this classy neighborhood in the Mt. Baker region. This is the…
Why is this guy so fucking smiley? Because the restaurant he owns RULES. (Photo credit: Jay Friedman) Portage is directly…
This is Zhong Kui, AKA “Chinese Santa,” the God Who Catches Ghosts and decapitates naughty children.Chiang’s Gourmet on Lake City…
Sundry beasts and strange flora can be found in this savage land known as Malaya!Dearest,After an unfortunate night of peccadilloes,…
This fish will kill you, but it didn’t kill me because I’m a real man.What’s the best sushi restaurant in…
Umi is filled with tiny tables and dudes wearing Ed Hardy T- shirts. But don’t hold it against them.I recently…
Humans? Who needs humans?I went to Jack in the Box because I was so hungover, my brain felt like a…
This evil clown hangs from the men’s room wall at the Sanctuary and watches you while you piss.The New Guard…
Cooking short ribs for 72 hours using sous vide makes them so mythologically tasty that even Bigfoot would refuse to…
You too can enjoy this delicious sous vide egg, but only if you have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.Where…
Terrible food makes the ghost of James Beard cry. And then he haunts you, with chains, and wailing, and other…
