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Just another day at the idyllic, pastoral Kurtwood Farms.Sometimes when you’re stressed,

Just another day at the idyllic, pastoral Kurtwood Farms.Sometimes when you’re stressed, you just want to slow down…

The Ruby Slipper: a "pearlescent lemony color."

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Mac’s Triangle Stocks Enough PBR Tallboys to Drown a Battalion of Hipsters

Bee the bartender mixes it up in White Center.

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Bernard Loiseau sez: “This is how many times Vatel stabbed himself! I

Bernard Loiseau sez: “This is how many times Vatel stabbed himself! I wish I could be as hard-…

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Bee serves up her signiture drink, the “Ruby Slipper,” to scores of

Bee serves up her signiture drink, the “Ruby Slipper,” to scores of scruffy motherfuckers every night at Mac’s…

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Four Loko: Dan Brown’s chosen elixir.I should’ve known not to go anywhere

Four Loko: Dan Brown’s chosen elixir.I should’ve known not to go anywhere near Four Loko the moment I…

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Where Ya At Matt is definitely better than this silly portrait of

Where Ya At Matt is definitely better than this silly portrait of Immanuel Kant. Probably tastier, too.I know…

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Brad TrentWriting about food is as simple as roasting a pig!Have you

Brad TrentWriting about food is as simple as roasting a pig!Have you ever wanted to write for the…

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Famed British heavy metal singer Secret Squirrel belts out his classic hit,

Famed British heavy metal singer Secret Squirrel belts out his classic hit, “Hellbent for Leather.”There are manly pizza…

Arthur doubles as a jukebox bouncer.

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First Call: Jell-O-Boy!

No mojito can trump the Tug's shots.

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This is Piranha Joe’s namesake: the MOST EVIL fish in the world!

This is Piranha Joe’s namesake: the MOST EVIL fish in the world! Piranha Joe’s appeals to the kind…

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You can expect most vegan cooking to look like it’s been frosted

You can expect most vegan cooking to look like it’s been frosted with dog shit, just like this…

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I’m as sorry as this dog felt, mere seconds after he eviscerated

I’m as sorry as this dog felt, mere seconds after he eviscerated an infant.I have to admit something…

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All Hail Delicatus! And his faithful hound, Deli Dog!Surly Notes: Hey guys,

All Hail Delicatus! And his faithful hound, Deli Dog!Surly Notes: Hey guys, I didn’t TECHNICALLY write this entry…

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These ribs are surprisingly spicy, just like your mom! Ventana is tasty,

These ribs are surprisingly spicy, just like your mom! Ventana is tasty, but it might be too avant-garde,…

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Hoyt Axton sez: “Eat at Geraldine’s now, because tomorrow you could be

Hoyt Axton sez: “Eat at Geraldine’s now, because tomorrow you could be dead like me!” Gee, Hoyt Axton,…

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I will kill this cuddly puppy if you don’t eat at Naam

I will kill this cuddly puppy if you don’t eat at Naam Thai (picture may not resemble actual…

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Check out this delicious profiterole!One of the problems with Eness is that

Check out this delicious profiterole!One of the problems with Eness is that they pronounce it like “penis,” or…

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Victory Lounge has a totally bitchin’ sign.I used to regularly hang out

Victory Lounge has a totally bitchin’ sign.I used to regularly hang out at the Victory Lounge when it…

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If you try to eat at Marjorie with no reservation, you’ll feel

If you try to eat at Marjorie with no reservation, you’ll feel as sad as you felt when…

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Luc’s list of Founding Diners includes august luminaries such as Garfield, Mr.

Luc’s list of Founding Diners includes august luminaries such as Garfield, Mr. Belvedere, the Weird Tibetan Guy who…