Bee serves up her signiture drink, the “Ruby Slipper,” to scores of scruffy motherfuckers every night at Mac’s Triangle Pub!The…
Four Loko: Dan Brown’s chosen elixir.I should’ve known not to go anywhere near Four Loko the moment I tried to…
Where Ya At Matt is definitely better than this silly portrait of Immanuel Kant. Probably tastier, too.I know this is…
Brad TrentWriting about food is as simple as roasting a pig!Have you ever wanted to write for the Seattle Weekly?…
Famed British heavy metal singer Secret Squirrel belts out his classic hit, “Hellbent for Leather.”There are manly pizza toppings and…
No mojito can trump the Tug’s shots.
This is Piranha Joe’s namesake: the MOST EVIL fish in the world! Piranha Joe’s appeals to the kind of lackadaisical…
You can expect most vegan cooking to look like it’s been frosted with dog shit, just like this cupcake. Moonlight…
I’m as sorry as this dog felt, mere seconds after he eviscerated an infant.I have to admit something to everybody…
All Hail Delicatus! And his faithful hound, Deli Dog!Surly Notes: Hey guys, I didn’t TECHNICALLY write this entry this week….
These ribs are surprisingly spicy, just like your mom! Ventana is tasty, but it might be too avant-garde, like a…
Hoyt Axton sez: “Eat at Geraldine’s now, because tomorrow you could be dead like me!” Gee, Hoyt Axton, you sure…
I will kill this cuddly puppy if you don’t eat at Naam Thai (picture may not resemble actual puppy killed).Allow…
Check out this delicious profiterole!One of the problems with Eness is that they pronounce it like “penis,” or like the…
Victory Lounge has a totally bitchin’ sign.I used to regularly hang out at the Victory Lounge when it was formerly…
If you try to eat at Marjorie with no reservation, you’ll feel as sad as you felt when you got…
Luc’s list of Founding Diners includes august luminaries such as Garfield, Mr. Belvedere, the Weird Tibetan Guy who Pissed on…
Delicious mashed potatoes are visible on the bottom right of the plate. Not pictured: the crippling depression you suffer when…
Eating these grilled yams is like throwing a delicious discus in the culinary Summer Olympics. You’ll win the gold medal…
I’m sorry, but I don’t think this map is to scale. Teddy’s Bigger Burgers makes a tasty hamburger: a quarter-pound…
