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Delicious mashed potatoes are visible on the bottom right of the plate.
Delicious mashed potatoes are visible on the bottom right of the plate. Not pictured: the crippling depression you…
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Eating these grilled yams is like throwing a delicious discus in the
Eating these grilled yams is like throwing a delicious discus in the culinary Summer Olympics. You’ll win the…
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I’m sorry, but I don’t think this map is to scale. Teddy’s
I’m sorry, but I don’t think this map is to scale. Teddy’s Bigger Burgers makes a tasty hamburger:…
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Captain’s Grog
A highly subjective Seattle pirate-bar tour taken by a man who feels that pirate bars, in theory, shouldnt…
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There’s a fucking ARMCHAIR in the bathroom at Artisanal. For the discerning
There’s a fucking ARMCHAIR in the bathroom at Artisanal. For the discerning gentleman who prefers a nap after…
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Super Buffet claims it’s one of the top 100 Chinese restaurants in
Super Buffet claims it’s one of the top 100 Chinese restaurants in the USA. Not quite.There’s nothing quite…
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Close enough. Pasta Freska seems like it was opened by somebody who
Close enough. Pasta Freska seems like it was opened by somebody who REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted to open…
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Inside Copper Gate is artwork depicting your mom and your aunt: Siamese
Inside Copper Gate is artwork depicting your mom and your aunt: Siamese twins, conjoined at the index finger.When…
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What the fuck is this thing?Does anyone remember the “underground dining” craze
What the fuck is this thing?Does anyone remember the “underground dining” craze of a couple years ago? Secret…
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Pictured here is the world’s shittiest pinball game. Not pictured: the strangely
Pictured here is the world’s shittiest pinball game. Not pictured: the strangely sentient bottles of Rainier beer crossing…
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Depose the Noodle King!I went to Noodle King on the advice of
Depose the Noodle King!I went to Noodle King on the advice of Jay Friedman, who is also known…
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Mioposto’s executive chef hard at work. Mioposto is in this classy neighborhood
Mioposto’s executive chef hard at work. Mioposto is in this classy neighborhood in the Mt. Baker region. This…
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Why is this guy so fucking smiley? Because the restaurant he owns
Why is this guy so fucking smiley? Because the restaurant he owns RULES. (Photo credit: Jay Friedman) Portage…
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This is Zhong Kui, AKA “Chinese Santa,” the God Who Catches Ghosts
This is Zhong Kui, AKA “Chinese Santa,” the God Who Catches Ghosts and decapitates naughty children.Chiang’s Gourmet on…
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Sundry beasts and strange flora can be found in this savage land
Sundry beasts and strange flora can be found in this savage land known as Malaya!Dearest,After an unfortunate night…
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This fish will kill you, but it didn’t kill me because I’m
This fish will kill you, but it didn’t kill me because I’m a real man.What’s the best sushi…
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Umi is filled with tiny tables and dudes wearing Ed Hardy T-
Umi is filled with tiny tables and dudes wearing Ed Hardy T- shirts. But don’t hold it against…
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Humans? Who needs humans?I went to Jack in the Box because I
Humans? Who needs humans?I went to Jack in the Box because I was so hungover, my brain felt…
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This evil clown hangs from the men’s room wall at the Sanctuary
This evil clown hangs from the men’s room wall at the Sanctuary and watches you while you piss.The…