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    Articles by Matt Villano
    FREE SPRINGER!
    FREE SPRINGER!
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    But while the Northwest pulled together to save one sickly whale, the remaining Puget Sound orcas face an uncertain future.

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    Separate, not equal
    Separate, not equal
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    FOR ALL OF YOU Northwesterners who’ve never traveled outside the Pacific time zone, let me assure you: The Southeast is…

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    Mr. Villano (with megaphone), a lizard (far left), and two others stand up for "suck."
    Cowards suck
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Mariners management proves that at Safeco Field, courage and capitalism are indeed two separate ball games.

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    'Roid' rage
    ‘Roid’ rage
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    NONE OF US is perfect. Some of us lack superior intellect. Others are short on social skills. Still others feel…

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    Edgar: no blue buddy.
    Sports Guy
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Schlong Ball

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    Vanna on evening wear: an excellent conversationalist.
    White Night
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Meeting Vanna was just like Club Medusa, except for the bathrobe.

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    Sports Guy
    Sports Guy
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Labor Lessons

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    M’s fans still suck
    M’s fans still suck
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    FEW THINGS STOKE the ire of Northwesterners like a good dose of East Coast hubris. Never mind that when white…

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    Sports Guy
    Sports Guy
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Brewing a Bust

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    Sports Guy
    Sports Guy
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    A Big Bust

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    Sports Guy
    Sports Guy
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Don’t Suck; Quaff

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    The 0-14 Broncos win big.
    Take them out to the ball game
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    THE BRONCOS of the Seattle International Baseball League (SIBL) are not the best Little League team in the city. They’re…

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    Operation true fanatic
    Operation true fanatic
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Disgusted with wussy M’s fans, a former New Yorker issues a challenge.

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    Chip off the block
    Chip off the block
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    DESPITE WHAT collectibles fanatics might tell you, auctioning baseball memorabilia is nothing new. Way back in 1941, during the magical…

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    Eye of the Storm
    Eye of the Storm
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Rookie Sue Bird has the looks and skills to be the country’s next big female sports star. But can she keep women’s basketball in Seattle?

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    Non-passive aggression.
    Sports Guy
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Ringside Release

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    Homophobia sucks
    Homophobia sucks
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    BASEBALL, LIKE OUR great country itself, has its share of warts. There are the organizational inequities—just about everyone except the…

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    The Sonics' fearsome new power forward.
    Sports Guy
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Sprechen Sie Post?

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    A fan: Sleeping? Ashamed?
    Unconstitutional M’s
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    ANOTHER TRIP AWAY from the great Northwest, more wins for the Seattle Mariners. Through 31 games this season, including an…

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    Sports Guy
    Sports Guy
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Storm Troupers

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    Freeze or burn— a lesson for the M's?
    Sports Guy
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    To Die For

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    The Turks, giving a lesson in fanaticism.
    Sports Guy
    By Matt Villano • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Passion Plays

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