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FREE SPRINGER!

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FREE SPRINGER!

But while the Northwest pulled together to save one sickly whale, the remaining Puget Sound orcas face an…

Separate, not equal

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Separate, not equal

FOR ALL OF YOU Northwesterners who’ve never traveled outside the Pacific time zone, let me assure you: The…

Mr. Villano (with megaphone), a lizard (far left), and two others stand up for "suck."

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Cowards suck

Mariners management proves that at Safeco Field, courage and capitalism are indeed two separate ball games.

'Roid' rage

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‘Roid’ rage

NONE OF US is perfect. Some of us lack superior intellect. Others are short on social skills. Still…

Edgar: no blue buddy.

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Sports Guy

Schlong Ball

Vanna on evening wear: an excellent conversationalist.

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White Night

Meeting Vanna was just like Club Medusa, except for the bathrobe.

Sports Guy

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Labor Lessons

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M’s fans still suck

FEW THINGS STOKE the ire of Northwesterners like a good dose of East Coast hubris. Never mind that…

Sports Guy

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Sports Guy

Brewing a Bust

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A Big Bust

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Don't Suck; Quaff

The 0-14 Broncos win big.

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Take them out to the ball game

THE BRONCOS of the Seattle International Baseball League (SIBL) are not the best Little League team in the…

Operation true fanatic

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Operation true fanatic

Disgusted with wussy M's fans, a former New Yorker issues a challenge.

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Chip off the block

DESPITE WHAT collectibles fanatics might tell you, auctioning baseball memorabilia is nothing new. Way back in 1941, during…

Eye of the Storm

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Eye of the Storm

Rookie Sue Bird has the looks and skills to be the country's next big female sports star. But…

Non-passive aggression.

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Ringside Release

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Homophobia sucks

BASEBALL, LIKE OUR great country itself, has its share of warts. There are the organizational inequities—just about everyone…

The Sonics' fearsome new power forward.

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Sprechen Sie Post?

A fan: Sleeping? Ashamed?

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Unconstitutional M’s

ANOTHER TRIP AWAY from the great Northwest, more wins for the Seattle Mariners. Through 31 games this season,…

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