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    Articles by Malcolm Gay
    Army Brand Chopped Pork Pattie Loaf
    Army Brand Chopped Pork Pattie Loaf
    By Malcolm Gay • May 20, 2008 12:00 am

    Pure coagulated, heart-stopping pig.

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    Master Fried Sardines Hot & Spicy Pulutan
    Master Fried Sardines Hot & Spicy Pulutan
    By Malcolm Gay • May 6, 2008 12:00 am

    Maybe jellyfish wouldn’t be so bad.

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    Maximized.
    Wow, Canned White Fish that Looks Like Fish
    By Malcolm Gay • April 15, 2008 12:00 am

    More than you’d expect from your jellied meats.

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    And Now a Moment With Pork Neck Bones
    And Now a Moment With Pork Neck Bones
    By Malcolm Gay • March 25, 2008 12:00 am

    Straight out of the gangbanger’s cookbook, right?

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    Product on toast.
    Dinner Is Served: Pork and Gelatin in a...
    By Malcolm Gay • March 11, 2008 12:00 am

    TYWËHKA are working with only the loosest definition of “gelatin.”

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    Tempted by the Fuzzy Navel
    Tempted by the Fuzzy Navel
    By Malcolm Gay • February 19, 2008 12:00 am

    You should expect more from your malt liquor.

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    Do I Taste Worse Than Jin Yang Silkworm Pupa?
    Do I Taste Worse Than Jin Yang Silkworm...
    By Malcolm Gay • January 29, 2008 12:00 am

    I don’t have a ready vocabulary to describe what’s taking place inside my mouth.

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    Mmmmmmm, Meatless Jerky
    Mmmmmmm, Meatless Jerky
    By Malcolm Gay • January 15, 2008 12:00 am

    Why do so many vegetarians make the slovenly choice of some imitation-meat vegetable product?

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