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Army Brand Chopped Pork Pattie Loaf

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Army Brand Chopped Pork Pattie Loaf

Pure coagulated, heart-stopping pig.

Master Fried Sardines Hot & Spicy Pulutan

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Master Fried Sardines Hot & Spicy Pulutan

Maybe jellyfish wouldn’t be so bad.

Maximized.

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Wow, Canned White Fish that Looks Like Fish

More than you’d expect from your jellied meats.

And Now a Moment With Pork Neck Bones

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And Now a Moment With Pork Neck Bones

Straight out of the gangbanger’s cookbook, right?

Product on toast.

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Dinner Is Served: Pork and Gelatin in a Can

TYWËHKA are working with only the loosest definition of “gelatin.”

Tempted by the Fuzzy Navel

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Tempted by the Fuzzy Navel

You should expect more from your malt liquor.

Do I Taste Worse Than Jin Yang Silkworm Pupa?

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Do I Taste Worse Than Jin Yang Silkworm Pupa?

I don’t have a ready vocabulary to describe what’s taking place inside my mouth.

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Mmmmmmm, Meatless Jerky

Why do so many vegetarians make the slovenly choice of some imitation-meat vegetable product?