Like any cynic worth his salt, the Gnome goes into most shows expecting the worst. Your craggy correspondent would’ve bet…
CPAs Wanted: The Gnome was only joking last week in suggesting that fellow mopey San Francisco songsmiths Mark Eitzel and…
Whew! Now wasn’t that something? The Gnome spent most of New Year’s Eve trying to burrow onto the grounds of…
Joan Jett may not give a damn about her bad reputation, but folks ’round these parts should probably think twice…
Yes, the Gnome’s had some unpleasant words for our turtlelike mayor and his reactionary police squadron in the past, but…
Three hours and 15 minutes! That’s how long the Gnome and a couple hundred devotees stood at the Crocodile, following…
Ah, what a time. The first hints of spring hang in the air. The ground isn’t quaking violently beneath our…
The Gnome’s had about all he can take, so listen up: All you people who call KCMU and request MC…
How does the Gnome love thee? Let Cupid count the ways. First he split town, leaving you in Cupid’s adept,…
It ain’t always easy to keep up with the surge of rock shows going on in this town, and sometimes…
A reader from Cincinnati writes: “Gnome, is it time for the Grunge Revival yet?” No, you sick bastard. But the…
Props to Seattle’s hip-hop community for the harmonious messages dispensed at last Saturday’s downtown rally (for more info, check the…
Even though the Gnome’s over 21, he’ll still have one less club to frequent come October 30. That’s when Seattle’s…
It’s been almost nine years since The New York Times misguidedly printed Megan Jasper’s “Lexicon of Grunge,” a hoax the…
Politics and music don’t mix much these days, unless it’s a crusty conservative in a blue suit lambasting Eminem lyrics,…
Sheesh, the Gnome waddles up to Canada for a longish weekend and comes back to find that not a thing…
This time the Gnome’s really pissed! No, not drunk, you limey wanna-bes. We’re talking fumes billowing through the nose follicles,…
After a long wait and a whole lotta anticipation, all of Seattle’s entertainment press stumbled on February 22—including the Weekly….
Tinnitus alert: If only Steven Jesse Bernstein were alive today! The Seattle writer who demanded menacingly, “More noise, please!” might’ve…
The Gnome tried not to fall into despair. But the thought of compiling a Top-10 local discs of ’99 list…
