Looks like the Gnome picked a bad year to live in an underground bunker beneath the Space Needle—talk about a…
Since the Gnome broke the news last week that Stone Gossard’s Loosegroove Records was shutting down, some new developments have…
The Gnome can sum up his trip to last week’s CMJ Music Marathon in one pithy, shopworn, Scorpions-related phrase: “Here…
So what’s the deal with the fake mustaches? Is this some sort of trend? First Dallas Good, the lanky, chain-smoking…
Emerging from the murk of the Seattle summer, the Gnome slunk into the Crocodile for many a debauched evening over…
Talk about lousy timing! The Gnome opens his mail last week to find that the good folks at Priority Records…
Whew! The Gnome’s new favorite artist is comin’ to town this week, and that means I’ll have to slink out…
Is it just the Gnome, or has everyone noticed that Comedy Central seems to rerun the Saturday Night Lives with…
No, the sign hanging at the Crocodile last week wasn’t a joke: A BBC film crew shooting yet another documentary…
Geez, what’s up with the media lopping Seattle off the pop-culture map? Whilst sipping my margarita in a trendy Belltown…
The Gnome’s been accused of spreading ill will in the past, but this week your correspondent would like to place…
Sniff sniff. The Gnome weeps about the pending departure of the Weekly‘s own Jackie McCarthy, who leaves along with music…
Your humble, lactose-intolerant correspondent would rather be smothered in a bowl of Dreyer’s Wild Wild West Sundae ice cream than…
What the devil? The Gnome took a break from lurking in sexy Internet chat rooms to do some Web surfin’…
The ballots are in, and the voters have spoken: Big Brother wears a vest. The Gnome—who’ll buy anything if enough…
Last weekend, the Gnome put his pasty white ass in a pair of Karl Kanis to check out the latest…
The Gnome’s steamed this week thanks to a bevy of dagger-wielding letter writers and would-be critics. First, fans of local…
Gosh and golly, does our mayor suck or what? The guy looks like Droopity Dawg, he dresses off the rack…
Heads who complain that Seattle’s weak on hip-hop got a treat last Wednesday when the Spitkicker tour kicked off (minus…
Yee-haw! The Gnome’s finally got a reason to break out his cowboy hat. Why, you ask? Because he’ll need it…
(Gnome gnote: Due to Labor Day, a ridiculous holiday in a country where laborers are about as valued as fashion…
Like any respectable hack columnist, the Gnome started the new year with a host of resolutions, but these avowals never…
The Gnome opens his mail this week, and guess what he finds? The second issue of Hotty magazine, local playa…
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