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Articles by Kelton Sears
If the Pacific Northwest manifested itself as a human being, it would
If the Pacific Northwest manifested itself as a...
By Kelton Sears • August 4, 2013 11:15 am

If the Pacific Northwest manifested itself as a human being, it would likely assume the form of Phil Elverum. Under…

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Unlike many sterile art spaces, Hard L is an inviting place. It
Unlike many sterile art spaces, Hard L is...
By Kelton Sears • August 4, 2013 10:44 am

Unlike many sterile art spaces, Hard L is an inviting place. It was created with safety in mind—an arts refuge…

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It’s bewildering that it took as long as it did to put
It’s bewildering that it took as long as...
By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2013 4:54 pm

It’s bewildering that it took as long as it did to put a music store in the Pike/Pine corridor. In…

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20/20 Cycles over in the Central District is an adorable shop full
20/20 Cycles over in the Central District is...
By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2013 4:46 pm

20/20 Cycles over in the Central District is an adorable shop full of exceedingly helpful employees. It’s also exceedingly badass….

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Morbidly enough, perusing through Lundgren Monuments might make you a little excited
Morbidly enough, perusing through Lundgren Monuments might make...
By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2013 4:39 pm

Morbidly enough, perusing through Lundgren Monuments might make you a little excited to die. Unsatisfied with the “shocking amount of…

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Between Adventure Time earning in-depth analysis from NPR and Laika Studios’ Paranorman
Between Adventure Time earning in-depth analysis from NPR...
By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2013 3:35 pm

Between Adventure Time earning in-depth analysis from NPR and Laika Studios’ Paranorman receiving glowing critical consensus, weird animation seems to…

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Last night, in a dark Central District basement, Iska Dhaaf whipped up
Last night, in a dark Central District basement,...
By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2013 2:29 pm

Last night, in a dark Central District basement, Iska Dhaaf whipped up such a fury that some kid catapulted himself…

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At around 4:45 yesterday, a whirlpool opened up on 4th & Pine.
At around 4:45 yesterday, a whirlpool opened up...
By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2013 1:32 pm

At around 4:45 yesterday, a whirlpool opened up on 4th & Pine.

“WE HEARD. WE SAW. WHAT YOU DID IS AGAINST…

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Sometimes I like to go in the bathrooms at Elliott Bay Book
Sometimes I like to go in the bathrooms...
By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2013 10:19 am

Sometimes I like to go in the bathrooms at Elliott Bay Book Company even if I don’t have to use…

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Taking a date to Bluebird Microcreamery & Brewery is a great gauge
Taking a date to Bluebird Microcreamery & Brewery...
By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2013 10:12 am

Taking a date to Bluebird Microcreamery & Brewery is a great gauge of whether or not you should dump your…

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If you are an eligible adventurer seeking well-equipped men with high Strength
If you are an eligible adventurer seeking well-equipped...
By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2013 10:10 am

If you are an eligible adventurer seeking well-equipped men with high Strength and Charisma stats to join your party, look…

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Bruce Lee’s spirit may roam Lake View Cemetery at night, but I’m
Bruce Lee’s spirit may roam Lake View Cemetery...
By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2013 10:01 am

Bruce Lee’s spirit may roam Lake View Cemetery at night, but I’m sure it’s wandered across the road to The…

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Equipped with tomahawk staplers, the beast known as Poster Giant is a
Equipped with tomahawk staplers, the beast known as...
By Kelton Sears • August 1, 2013 5:12 pm

Equipped with tomahawk staplers, the beast known as Poster Giant is a real-life terror on Seattle’s streets. Once, while on…

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Seattle’s surfiest, La Luz, dropped a triple bombshell yesterday. The band not
Seattle’s surfiest, La Luz, dropped a triple bombshell...
By Kelton Sears • August 1, 2013 3:11 pm

Seattle’s surfiest, La Luz, dropped a triple bombshell yesterday. The band not only announced that they would be releasing their…

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If Sesame Street were aimed at manic adults instead of toddlers, you
If Sesame Street were aimed at manic adults...
By Kelton Sears • July 30, 2013 2:19 pm

If Sesame Street were aimed at manic adults instead of toddlers, you would probably find Wimps’ new video on it….

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Shakespeare famously quipped that “brevity is the soul of wit.” Little known
Shakespeare famously quipped that “brevity is the soul...
By Kelton Sears • July 29, 2013 4:03 pm

Shakespeare famously quipped that “brevity is the soul of wit.” Little known history tidbit: being a mega-metalhead/closeted gay man, Shakespeare…

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Cascadian independence has officially been recognized... kind of.  Over the weekend,
Cascadian independence has officially been recognized… kind of....
By Kelton Sears • July 29, 2013 1:10 pm

Cascadian independence has officially been recognized… kind of. Over the weekend, it was announced that the Cascadia Association Football Federation…

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On its opening day this past spring, the line to get into
On its opening day this past spring, the...
By Kelton Sears • July 26, 2013 5:48 pm

On its opening day this past spring, the line to get into the Bullitt Center stretched two city blocks. People…

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Above: MTNS Crash CHBP 2012  MTNS have never officially been a
Above: MTNS Crash CHBP 2012 MTNS have never...
By Kelton Sears • July 26, 2013 4:07 pm

Above: MTNS Crash CHBP 2012
 
MTNS have never officially been a part of Capitol Hill Block Party. But last year,…

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As the ringleader of one of the city’s most critically acclaimed and
As the ringleader of one of the city’s...
By Kelton Sears • July 25, 2013 8:02 pm

As the ringleader of one of the city’s most critically acclaimed and controversial arts groups, Saint Genet, Ryan Mitchell recently…

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