Just as Labor Day symbolizes the unofficial end of summer, so does September’s arrival signal that Anal Pleasure Month (aka…
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In the case of Zsa Zsa Gabor and her shady husband, Frederic Prinz von Anhalt, even death won’t be able…
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When a non-believer joins a 12-step group, there’s generally one big obstacle on their road to recovery: That’s the whole…
I love the British. They’ve got those cute little accents and their porn is so odd. But their most endearing…
Birds are often thought to be the upstanding moral members of the animal kingdom. Swans have a rep (false!) for…
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I was born via immaculate conception. As were my four brothers and sister. My parents sprang, fully formed and married,…
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Take back every mean thing you ever said about lawyers, because this week, the American Bar Association came out in…
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Ann Coulter is the human equivalent of a weeping, pus-filled sore located deep in the diseased rectum of Adolf Hitler’s…
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Dear Dategirl: I don’t need women to look like your logo, but I do like a woman who’s fit and…
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Which of the following items are included in the Ozzfest “Unholy Matrimony” wedding package:A) Civil ceremony garbled by the Prince…
Along with all the positive things that erectile-dysfunction drugs have done for the sex lives of the formerly flaccid, they’ve…
Dear Dategirl, When I was very young, I had some medical issues that left me infertile. I’m OK now, but…
