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    Articles by Judy McGuire
    Here are a few of the topics up for discussion with my
    Here are a few of the topics up...
    By Judy McGuire • October 26, 2010 12:00 am

    Here are a few of the topics up for discussion with my dad: Jon Stewart, politics, Frank Sinatra, any new…

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    Loving a Swim in a Crimson Tide
    Loving a Swim in a Crimson Tide
    By Judy McGuire • October 19, 2010 12:00 am

    (NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!)   Dear Dategirl, My girlfriend refuses to have sex with me when she’s…

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    You know those couples who seem so in sync they’re more like
    You know those couples who seem so in...
    By Judy McGuire • October 19, 2010 12:00 am

    You know those couples who seem so in sync they’re more like twins than spouses? They finish each other’s sentences,…

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    Anyone who’s ever lived through heartbreak knows that losing the person you
    Anyone who’s ever lived through heartbreak knows that...
    By Judy McGuire • October 15, 2010 12:00 am

    Anyone who’s ever lived through heartbreak knows that losing the person you love hurts not only mentally and emotionally, but…

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    I’ll bet 50-year-old formerly trapped miner, Yonni Barrios, had mixed feelings during
    I’ll bet 50-year-old formerly trapped miner, Yonni Barrios,...
    By Judy McGuire • October 14, 2010 12:00 am

    I’ll bet 50-year-old formerly trapped miner, Yonni Barrios, had mixed feelings during his rescue. On one hand, phew. Sunlight, booze,…

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    Pulling a Complete Bait & Switch
    Pulling a Complete Bait & Switch
    By Judy McGuire • October 12, 2010 12:00 am

    (NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!)    Dear Dategirl, My husband-to-be and I are both in our late 20s….

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    As a recovering goth, Halloween will always have a place in my
    As a recovering goth, Halloween will always have...
    By Judy McGuire • October 12, 2010 12:00 am

    As a recovering goth, Halloween will always have a place in my heart. However, one thing I’m definitely not a…

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    Historically, a college education might have helped a lady get a better
    Historically, a college education might have helped a...
    By Judy McGuire • October 8, 2010 12:00 am

    Historically, a college education might have helped a lady get a better job, but when it came to landing a…

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    Wouldn’t you expect that someone named Krystal Ball would have a sense
    Wouldn’t you expect that someone named Krystal Ball...
    By Judy McGuire • October 7, 2010 12:00 am

    Wouldn’t you expect that someone named Krystal Ball would have a sense of humor? Then again, perhaps being the butt…

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    How to Stop Getting Cock-Blocked By Pussy
    How to Stop Getting Cock-Blocked By Pussy
    By Judy McGuire • October 5, 2010 12:00 am

    (NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!)    Dear Dategirl, My live-in girlfriend and I used to have piping-hot sex…

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    We’ve all had those friends . . . the one you can
    We’ve all had those friends . . ....
    By Judy McGuire • September 24, 2010 12:00 am

    We’ve all had those friends . . . the one you can call at any hour and know she won’t…

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    I grew up in a nice liberal suburb of New Jersey wherealong
    I grew up in a nice liberal suburb...
    By Judy McGuire • September 23, 2010 12:00 am

    I grew up in a nice liberal suburb of New Jersey where—along with math, science and existentialism—our public school provided…

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    Yes, You’re Completely Delusional
    Yes, You’re Completely Delusional
    By Judy McGuire • September 22, 2010 12:00 am

    (NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!)   Dear Dategirl, I recently rediscovered my first love after 20 years apart….

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    Finding out that the person you love is not only lying to
    Finding out that the person you love is...
    By Judy McGuire • September 21, 2010 12:00 am

    Finding out that the person you love is not only lying to you, but fucking another, is excruciating. The betrayal,…

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    It would seem that the Mormons don’t want anyone to have any
    It would seem that the Mormons don’t want...
    By Judy McGuire • September 20, 2010 12:00 am

    It would seem that the Mormons don’t want anyone to have any fun. They didn’t want Gay Americans to marry,…

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    When Wisconsinite Stephanie Van Groll pressed charges after her ex-boyfriend nearly choked
    When Wisconsinite Stephanie Van Groll pressed charges after...
    By Judy McGuire • September 17, 2010 12:00 am

    When Wisconsinite Stephanie Van Groll pressed charges after her ex-boyfriend nearly choked her to death, I’m sure she thought her…

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    When I first heard about TV Azteca’s Ines Sainz being sexually harassed
    When I first heard about TV Azteca’s Ines...
    By Judy McGuire • September 15, 2010 12:00 am

    When I first heard about TV Azteca’s Ines Sainz being sexually harassed in the Jets locker room I didn’t give…

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    Austin, Texas has all the sexy news this week. First, they were
    Austin, Texas has all the sexy news this...
    By Judy McGuire • September 15, 2010 12:00 am

    Austin, Texas has all the sexy news this week. First, they were dubbed the country’s sexiest city by Men’s Health,…

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    Turning the Other Cheek
    Turning the Other Cheek
    By Judy McGuire • September 14, 2010 12:00 am

    (NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!) Dear Dategirl, Do you ever read and/or respond to…

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    Despite their reputation for being a nation of repressed, stiff-upper-lip types, from
    Despite their reputation for being a nation of...
    By Judy McGuire • September 8, 2010 12:00 am

    Despite their reputation for being a nation of repressed, stiff-upper-lip types, from the potty humor of “Benny Hill” through to…

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