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Articles by Judy McGuire
Safe-Sex Stupidity
Safe-Sex Stupidity
By Judy McGuire • January 31, 2012 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, I’m a single woman who became sexually active before HIV/AIDS. All you needed was birth control, and it…

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The Dorky Dater
The Dorky Dater
By Judy McGuire • January 24, 2012 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, I was wondering if you can point me toward a resource on . . . well, dating. Something like a “Dating for…

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Dating With Disease
Dating With Disease
By Judy McGuire • January 10, 2012 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, I was recently diagnosed with cancer and the prognosis sounds way heavy. A cure is possible, but not…

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Teddy Fuxpin
Teddy Fuxpin
By Judy McGuire • January 3, 2012 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, This Christmas, my boyfriend of THREE YEARS gifted me with a polyester teddy two sizes too small, a…

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Hot, Young, & Poor
Hot, Young, & Poor
By Judy McGuire • December 27, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, I’m a 24-year-old broke gay man. I am extremely poor right now and just out of a long-term…

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The Slutty Professor
The Slutty Professor
By Judy McGuire • December 20, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, My amazing, beautiful, talented, wonderfully smart, funny, incredible 19-year-old daughter is sleeping with one of her professors. Not…

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Fuck Me!
Fuck Me!
By Judy McGuire • December 13, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, I’m 21 and just got engaged to my boyfriend of a year and a half. We moved in…

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Bridal Farty
Bridal Farty
By Judy McGuire • December 6, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, My upcoming wedding is pushing me over the edge. My maid of honor announced she was adding a…

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The Ho Has to Go
The Ho Has to Go
By Judy McGuire • November 29, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, My man’s ex is always leaving flirty messages on his Facebook wall. She’s ugly, so I’m not that…

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Suicide Is No Way to End a Marriage
Suicide Is No Way to End a Marriage
By Judy McGuire • November 22, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, My wife calls me terrible names and undermines me in front of our children. She mocked me the…

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'Til Death Do Us Friend
‘Til Death Do Us Friend
By Judy McGuire • November 15, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, I rediscovered one of my best friends from high school on Facebook last year. We live thousands of…

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Filthy Hallmark Moments
Filthy Hallmark Moments
By Judy McGuire • November 8, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, The last two men I’ve gone to bed with have gotten seriously freaky once the clothes came off….

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One-Night Standoffish
One-Night Standoffish
By Judy McGuire • November 1, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, I have been friends with “Bill” for many years and we’ve shared some kisses. But it never went…

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Hooker Face
Hooker Face
By Judy McGuire • October 25, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, Nine months ago, I met a girl who was visiting from Japan. We really hit it off and…

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Should I Ruin My BFF's Life by Stealing His Wife?
Should I Ruin My BFF’s Life by Stealing...
By Judy McGuire • October 18, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, I have been friends with this woman now for almost 10 years, and I am terribly in love…

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Good Guys and Jerks
Good Guys and Jerks
By Judy McGuire • October 11, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, What’s the protocol on post-coital behavior? I’ve heard many jokes about men rolling over and falling asleep after…

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Girl-on-Girl Trouble
Girl-on-Girl Trouble
By Judy McGuire • October 4, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, This isn’t a relationship question, but my best friend is obsessed with male attention. She’s a great girl,…

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When to Use That Groupon/Issue a Pass On Porn
When to Use That Groupon/Issue a Pass On...
By Judy McGuire • September 20, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, Everyone knows that when you use Groupon at a restaurant, the servers HATE you because you’re cheap and…

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Old Enough to Booze, Old Enough to Cooze
Old Enough to Booze, Old Enough to Cooze
By Judy McGuire • September 13, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, My 16-year-old daughter returned home from a visit with her father (we’re divorced) with crystals pierced into her…

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Dirtily Awesome Advice
Dirtily Awesome Advice
By Judy McGuire • September 6, 2011 12:00 am

Dear Dategirl, I love my girl, but for the past year or so it seems like I can never find…

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