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    Articles by Judy McGuire
    Wanna-Be Bad Girl!
    Wanna-Be Bad Girl!
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    The Situation: Hot German boy comes to party after semester of flirting; e-mails me the next day wanting to hang…

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    Cock Talk
    Cock Talk
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    I last wrote you to comment on one of your columns where a wacko wrote about his love of anonymous…

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    Is Asking for ‘Normal’ Asking Too Much?
    Is Asking for ‘Normal’ Asking Too Much?
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    I am divorced, 45 years old, highly talented, 5-foot-6, 132 pounds, blond, and with no physical defects. I do not…

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    Big Pricks
    Big Pricks
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    (One Figurative, One Literal)

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    Beautiful Young Boy Seeks Older, Wiser Woman
    Beautiful Young Boy Seeks Older, Wiser Woman
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    An idea on why there seems to be a lack of desirable dates: Most people want better than what they…

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    Reader’s Revenge
    Reader’s Revenge
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    A couple weeks back, I wrote a somewhat self-absorbed column complaining because I was broke, depressed, and always ending up…

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    CPR: An Instructional Guide
    CPR: An Instructional Guide
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    My first girlfriend was a 25-year-old widow who laughed at my performance the first time we had sex. This didn’t…

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    Online Love Tips Revealed!
    Online Love Tips Revealed!
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    I love me some online personals! Even when I had a boyfriend, I used to while away hours at work…

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    Tit Talk
    Tit Talk
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Just over the weekend, I discovered the power of my boobs. I recently broke up with my long-term boyfriend and…

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    Dried-up Flowers of Romance
    Dried-up Flowers of Romance
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I have a problem. I am seeing this woman. We started dating, then after six months we moved…

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    Work is for suckers
    Work is for suckers
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, Why does it seem that only bottom-feeders write to you? These people are nuts. I rather like your…

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    Don’t ask/Don’t tell
    Don’t ask/Don’t tell
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Even though most of my friends view my career as an advice columnist with a great deal of amusement, some…

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    Smile, My Ass!
    Smile, My Ass!
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Dategirl, I was reading your column and noticed an ad about singles on the same page. It talked about being…

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    Too Much -ex
    Too Much -ex
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    I understand the whole “friends with the ex.” Really, I do. I’m friends with a few of my ex-boyfriends and…

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    Beauty and the Beast
    Beauty and the Beast
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    My good friend (and surrogate sister) Beauty has a new boyfriend, Dick. They have been dating three months, and he…

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    Those krazy kids!
    Those krazy kids!
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I am an intelligent, quite attractive 20-year-old female. Wait, maybe that’s my problem! No, seriously, I have been…

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    Yo, dategirl!
    Yo, dategirl!
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    You guys at the Weekly seem to bash the catholics about their attitude towar sexualtiy [sic] at every opportunity. Anybosy…

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    Poof! He’s Gone!
    Poof! He’s Gone!
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    I went out recently with this guy who I wasn’t even that sure about, but he had a certain sexy…

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    Screwing around
    Screwing around
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Now that we’re a country at war, I’ve decided to rethink my life, my priorities, etc. What this boils down…

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    Lose the virginity—A How-To
    Lose the virginity—A How-To
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Dategirl . . . I am a 31-year-old male virgin who still lives with his parents. My dating experience has…

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