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    Articles by Judy McGuire
    Misery Loves Matrimony
    Misery Loves Matrimony
    By Judy McGuire • September 1, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I am a 25-year-old girl and have been in a happy relationship with my boyfriend for two years….

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    I Have Herpes, and I'm the Office Cocksman
    I Have Herpes, and I’m the Office Cocksman
    By Judy McGuire • August 25, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, Two years ago I had a very brief sexual encounter with a woman in my office. Let’s call…

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    Yeah, Baby, I Like It Raw
    Yeah, Baby, I Like It Raw
    By Judy McGuire • August 18, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’ve been married for five years, and I love my wife more than anything.I’ve been away on a…

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    Ass-Play, Italians, and Your Junior Year Abroad
    Ass-Play, Italians, and Your Junior Year Abroad
    By Judy McGuire • August 11, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, Are you ever going to write about your own scandalous behavior? Because otherwise you come off as a…

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    Is My Gut Too Quick to Judge?
    Is My Gut Too Quick to Judge?
    By Judy McGuire • August 4, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I recently read a column of yours on TheFrisky.com where you wrote about trusting your gut when it…

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    B&Bs Aren't for the Making of Hot Monkey Love
    B&Bs Aren’t for the Making of Hot Monkey...
    By Judy McGuire • July 29, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’ve met a terrific new woman—demure, successful, and hot. It’s almost time we check out the overnight compatibility….

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    How Do I Meet Age-Appropriate Men Who Are Not Chicken?
    How Do I Meet Age-Appropriate Men Who Are...
    By Judy McGuire • July 21, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’m divorced and didn’t meet anyone for three years after I left my marriage. Then suddenly I met…

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    Your Husband Is a Rapist
    Your Husband Is a Rapist
    By Judy McGuire • July 14, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, Ever since I found out that my husband was cheating on me for most of our three-year marriage,…

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    Propose! If He Won't, You Should
    Propose! If He Won’t, You Should
    By Judy McGuire • July 7, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl: For the past four years I’ve been in an e-mail/pen-pal relationship with a woman on the East Coast….

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    Fuck, Buddy
    Fuck, Buddy
    By Judy McGuire • June 30, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’ve got the typical Friends With Benefits situation happening. I met him through mutual friends about a year…

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    Flat-Chested Fury
    Flat-Chested Fury
    By Judy McGuire • June 23, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I am a petite 20-year-old woman, but I have the face of a 14-year-old and a flat chest….

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    A Penis Just Can't Get a Break These Days
    A Penis Just Can’t Get a Break These...
    By Judy McGuire • June 16, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, Having just read your column on vagina pain [June 3], I was moved to relay my experience with…

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    The Injured Clam
    The Injured Clam
    By Judy McGuire • June 2, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, About a year and a half ago, I began having problems with painful sex. It got substantially worse…

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    Amy's Sloppy Seconds
    Amy’s Sloppy Seconds
    By Judy McGuire • May 27, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I just ended a nine-year relationship and I’m starting to date again, but am having a problem. My…

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    How Rough Is Too Rough Between the Sheets?
    How Rough Is Too Rough Between the Sheets?
    By Judy McGuire • May 19, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, My girlfriend and I are starting to realize that she is a masochist, or at least interested in…

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    Last Night a DJ Cracked Me Up
    Last Night a DJ Cracked Me Up
    By Judy McGuire • May 12, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, A semi-famous N.Y. musician—a DJ, actually—who was in town for his “day job” came into my work and…

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    This Recession’s Killing My Erection
    This Recession’s Killing My Erection
    By Judy McGuire • May 5, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’ve been seeing my semi-boyfriend for a month. I like him, except he keeps nagging me to give…

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    How to Deal With Bridezilla (If You Must)
    How to Deal With Bridezilla (If You Must)
    By Judy McGuire • April 28, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl: My best friend recently got engaged. I adore her fiancé and think they are about as perfect as…

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    Step One: Move Out of Parents' House. Step Two: Get Laid
    Step One: Move Out of Parents’ House. Step...
    By Judy McGuire • April 21, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl: I know you mostly deal with relationship issues, which made me question contacting you because I haven’t had…

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    Sweats in Public Are Not Aphrodisiacs
    Sweats in Public Are Not Aphrodisiacs
    By Judy McGuire • April 14, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I love wearing sweats—old-school Russell sweats. I don’t see why wearing sweats in public is considered taboo. Sure,…

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