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I Am A Slut
It’s recently come to my attention that even though I haven’t had actual real-live sexual intercourse with another…
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9.11.01
So it’s the faggots and the feminists who are responsible for obliterating over 5,000 lives in the single…
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How to Build Good Dating Karma
My husband and I were out to dinner, and this couple seated at the next table were clearly…
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Wanna-Be Bad Girl!
The Situation: Hot German boy comes to party after semester of flirting; e-mails me the next day wanting…
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Cock Talk
I last wrote you to comment on one of your columns where a wacko wrote about his love…
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Is Asking for ‘Normal’ Asking Too Much?
I am divorced, 45 years old, highly talented, 5-foot-6, 132 pounds, blond, and with no physical defects. I…
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Beautiful Young Boy Seeks Older, Wiser Woman
An idea on why there seems to be a lack of desirable dates: Most people want better than…
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Reader’s Revenge
A couple weeks back, I wrote a somewhat self-absorbed column complaining because I was broke, depressed, and always…
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CPR: An Instructional Guide
My first girlfriend was a 25-year-old widow who laughed at my performance the first time we had sex.…
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Online Love Tips Revealed!
I love me some online personals! Even when I had a boyfriend, I used to while away hours…
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Tit Talk
Just over the weekend, I discovered the power of my boobs. I recently broke up with my long-term…
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Dried-up Flowers of Romance
Dear Dategirl, I have a problem. I am seeing this woman. We started dating, then after six months…
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Work is for suckers
Dear Dategirl, Why does it seem that only bottom-feeders write to you? These people are nuts. I rather…
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Don’t ask/Don’t tell
Even though most of my friends view my career as an advice columnist with a great deal of…
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Smile, My Ass!
Dategirl, I was reading your column and noticed an ad about singles on the same page. It talked…
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Too Much -ex
I understand the whole “friends with the ex.” Really, I do. I’m friends with a few of my…
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Beauty and the Beast
My good friend (and surrogate sister) Beauty has a new boyfriend, Dick. They have been dating three months,…
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Those krazy kids!
Dear Dategirl, I am an intelligent, quite attractive 20-year-old female. Wait, maybe that’s my problem! No, seriously, I…
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Yo, dategirl!
You guys at the Weekly seem to bash the catholics about their attitude towar sexualtiy [sic] at every…