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Articles by Johnathon Fitzpatrick
Ah fertilizer, nature’s sewage treatment plant. As anyone who ate too many
Ah fertilizer, nature’s sewage treatment plant. As anyone...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 23, 2012 12:00 am

Ah fertilizer, nature’s sewage treatment plant. As anyone who ate too many baked beans by the campfire can attest, open…

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Amazon is having some growing pains. The local corporate giant had just
Amazon is having some growing pains. The local...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 23, 2012 12:00 am

Amazon is having some growing pains. The local corporate giant had just recently moved into a new complex of office…

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Scientists can study your brain and to learn how to cure diseases.
Scientists can study your brain and to learn...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 21, 2012 12:00 am

Scientists can study your brain and to learn how to cure diseases. We have the technology, but not enough scientists….

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The Lewis-McChord soldier accused of massacring 16 Afghan civilians last week is
The Lewis-McChord soldier accused of massacring 16 Afghan...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 20, 2012 12:00 am

The Lewis-McChord soldier accused of massacring 16 Afghan civilians last week is obviously in deep trouble. But with today’s news…

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A new report card from the State Integrity Investigation scores Washington ethics
A new report card from the State Integrity...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 20, 2012 12:00 am

A new report card from the State Integrity Investigation scores Washington ethics laws for preventing corruption as some of the…

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Seattle Police are looking for a white female in her twenties seen
Seattle Police are looking for a white female...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 19, 2012 12:00 am

Seattle Police are looking for a white female in her twenties seen with green leggings early yesterday morning in Belltown….

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Parents are supposed to keep their children out of harm’s way. Some
Parents are supposed to keep their children out...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 16, 2012 12:00 am

Parents are supposed to keep their children out of harm’s way. Some parents purchase handguns to protect their children, but…

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The public will be able to help track down cop killers after
The public will be able to help track...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 15, 2012 12:00 am

The public will be able to help track down cop killers after Governor Christine Gregoire signs a bill today to…

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Move aside, Bill Gates, there’s a new whiz kid in Seattle: 14-year-old
Move aside, Bill Gates, there’s a new whiz...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 15, 2012 12:00 am

Move aside, Bill Gates, there’s a new whiz kid in Seattle: 14-year-old programmer McKaulay Kolakowski spent over 200 hours building…

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A reader was confused by the ‘gaslighting’ reference in our recent DateGirl
A reader was confused by the ‘gaslighting’ reference...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 14, 2012 12:00 am

A reader was confused by the ‘gaslighting’ reference in our recent DateGirl column “Nice One”. Since the 1940’s, the phrase…

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Initiative 1183’s passage last year means Washington has to get out of
Initiative 1183’s passage last year means Washington has...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 13, 2012 12:00 am

Initiative 1183’s passage last year means Washington has to get out of the liquor business and put all of its…

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This weeks cover story “The High Road” looks at Initiative 502, on
This weeks cover story “The High Road” looks...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 12, 2012 12:00 am

This weeks cover story “The High Road” looks at Initiative 502, on the state ballot this fall, which would effectively…

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We are still seeking more information on the hard-core Gary Payton fan
We are still seeking more information on the...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 12, 2012 12:00 am

We are still seeking more information on the hard-core Gary Payton fan who has gone above-and-beyond to show her love…

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Last week Mercer Island police broke up a classic teenage house party.
Last week Mercer Island police broke up a...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 12, 2012 12:00 am

Last week Mercer Island police broke up a classic teenage house party. Parents out of town, a kid invites a…

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Car-loving developer Kemper Freeman would like nothing more than to stop light
Car-loving developer Kemper Freeman would like nothing more...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 12, 2012 12:00 am

Car-loving developer Kemper Freeman would like nothing more than to stop light rail expansion in its tracks, but last week…

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Two Seattle mayors have now tried to ban guns from public parks
Two Seattle mayors have now tried to ban...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 9, 2012 12:00 am

Two Seattle mayors have now tried to ban guns from public parks and community centers. But this week the Second…

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This week the City of Seattle and the Museum of History and
This week the City of Seattle and the...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 9, 2012 12:00 am

This week the City of Seattle and the Museum of History and Industry asked the public where it wanted to…

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The movie-making business can be a lucrative industry. Money flows in from
The movie-making business can be a lucrative industry....
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 9, 2012 12:00 am

The movie-making business can be a lucrative industry. Money flows in from producers, theater-goers, advertisers, dvd/digital sales, and merchandising. An…

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We all know bicycle thieves are the scum of the earth, have
We all know bicycle thieves are the scum...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 6, 2012 12:00 am

We all know bicycle thieves are the scum of the earth, have their own circle of hell, and that bikes…

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Foursquare for Fucking
Foursquare for Fucking
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 6, 2012 12:00 am

Planned Parenthood invents the latex “check-in.”

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Super Tuesday is upon us, and the Ron Paul supporters are out
Super Tuesday is upon us, and the Ron...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 6, 2012 12:00 am

Super Tuesday is upon us, and the Ron Paul supporters are out in full force. Before the Washington state caucuses…

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Ron Paul is not happy. Maybe it’s his third and fourth place
Ron Paul is not happy. Maybe it’s his...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 2, 2012 12:00 am

Ron Paul is not happy. Maybe it’s his third and fourth place finishes in Tuesday’s caucuses, maybe he’s getting lonely…

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Former Seattle Public Utility employee Chau Phan, 44, was arrested yesterday for
Former Seattle Public Utility employee Chau Phan, 44,...
By Johnathon Fitzpatrick • March 2, 2012 12:00 am

Former Seattle Public Utility employee Chau Phan, 44, was arrested yesterday for allegedly transferring public utility money from water main…

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