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Articles by John Metcalfe
“Fur suit vision” led to low scores at Kent Bowl for a costumed few.
Seattle Furries: Must Love Bowling and Dressing Up...
By John Metcalfe • December 28, 2007 12:00 am

You may have seen the CSI episode.

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When Cutting Yourself, Use the Right Kind of Blade
When Cutting Yourself, Use the Right Kind of...
By John Metcalfe • December 26, 2007 12:00 am

From the little I know about cutting, I’m guessing the goal isn’t to put someone in the hospital. Last week,…

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From the little I know about cutting, I?m guessing the goal isn’t
From the little I know about cutting, I?m...
By John Metcalfe • December 20, 2007 12:00 am

From the little I know about cutting, I?m guessing the goal isn’t to put someone in the hospital. Last week,…

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Had a knife confiscated by airport security? Head to Auburn!
Stocking Stuffers Courtesy of TSA, and Your Pocket
By John Metcalfe • December 18, 2007 12:00 am

Those knives and box cutters you tried to carry on the plane are for sale in Auburn.

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SPD’s new reporting system will make pen, paper, and prose a thing of the past.
What’s Harder: The WASL or SPD Paperwork?
By John Metcalfe • December 4, 2007 12:00 am

Your neighborhood cop is about to find out.

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Wexley Day earlier this month.
Quiz: Is Wexley School for Girls a Restaurant,...
By John Metcalfe • November 27, 2007 12:00 am

Hint: The service sucks, the chickens are fake, and it’s not a joke.

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The Sucklemeister.
Pike Street All-Stars
By John Metcalfe • November 27, 2007 12:00 am

Meet the dazzling denizens who put the “no” in downtown’s most notorious corridor.

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An Evening With Faggedy Randy
An Evening With Faggedy Randy
By John Metcalfe • November 13, 2007 12:00 am

Don’t bother washing up.

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I Ate This: Rowdy's BBQ Sundae
I Ate This: Rowdy’s BBQ Sundae
By John Metcalfe • November 13, 2007 12:00 am

What: BBQ Sundae Where: Rowdy Cowgirl BBQ, 3620 Stone Way N., 954-1100, www.rowdycowgirl.com. FREMONT Cost: $7.95 Would I eat it…

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All hail Kim Jong Il!
Crossing the Line: What Kind of a Jerk...
By John Metcalfe • November 6, 2007 12:00 am

In 1962, U.S. Army Pvt. James Dresnok walked north across the Korean demilitarized zone, firing upon his own troops as…

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His face free of effluent here, Dan Dunlop claims he’s been the victim of on-the-job hazing.
How One Man Got Shitfaced Without a Single...
By John Metcalfe • November 6, 2007 12:00 am

Seattle Public Utilities employee is suing over an alleged hazing incident that left him covered in crap.

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Miranda: a solitary man.
The Teenage Jehovah’s Witness, and His Tribute to...
By John Metcalfe • November 6, 2007 12:00 am

Emmanuel “Vinny” Miranda takes the stage as “Juanny Cash, the 15-Year-Old Johnny Cash Prodigy.”

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“Fried Footballs” at Maekawa
“Fried Footballs” at Maekawa
By John Metcalfe • October 16, 2007 12:00 am

Trying to digest an International District disaster.

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Pepperoni pizzas can turn a pig’s frown upside down.
Bacon Doesn’t Recommend Pigs for Everyone
By John Metcalfe • October 2, 2007 12:00 am

They’re smart, hungry, and can hurt you!

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Pygmy Goats: Not in My Neighborhood
Pygmy Goats: Not in My Neighborhood
By John Metcalfe • September 25, 2007 12:00 am

A notorious Seattle pet-control activist comes out of hibernation for the fight.

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Let’s Goat Crazy!
Let’s Goat Crazy!
By John Metcalfe • September 12, 2007 12:00 am

Pygmy goats are awfully cute, but is the City Council’s bid to equate them with cats and dogs such a good idea in a modern metropolis?

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Wann’s Happy Hour Isn’t Daring, but at Least It’s Cheap
Wann’s Happy Hour Isn’t Daring, but at Least...
By John Metcalfe • September 4, 2007 12:00 am

Beware the girlie drinks.

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A Potentially Deadly Catch, Only $13
A Potentially Deadly Catch, Only $13
By John Metcalfe • August 28, 2007 12:00 am

Eating around town on just 13 bills.

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The Casino, the Mayor's Son, and the Shuffle That May Have Suckered Them Both
The Casino, the Mayor’s Son, and the Shuffle...
By John Metcalfe • August 21, 2007 12:00 am

Once thought of as political operative material, Jacob Nickels was part of a nationwide casino-cheating ring, prosecutors say.

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Amanuel buys direct: “Mom controls the quality.”
Best Importer of Incendiary Spices: East African Imports
By John Metcalfe • July 31, 2007 12:00 am

Perhaps the smartest decision Berhane Amanuel made in his life was leaving his mother behind in Ethiopia when he emigrated…

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Baranof: Soggy Tacos, Stiff Drinks, and 13 Hours of Happy Hour
Baranof: Soggy Tacos, Stiff Drinks, and 13 Hours...
By John Metcalfe • July 10, 2007 12:00 am

Six a.m. never felt so good.

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From 19th and Roy St. E.
From 19th and Roy St. E.
By John Metcalfe • July 7, 2007 12:00 am

From 19th and Roy St. E.

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SAM: Art Critics Love Jerks Like Maurizio Cattelan
SAM: Art Critics Love Jerks Like Maurizio Cattelan
By John Metcalfe • June 19, 2007 12:00 am

Even if he does traumatize children.

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