Dear Mexican, I’m so perplexed by my Mexican neighbor. For one, he already has four girls, and I just saw…
Dear Mexican, Aunqué soy Boricua, mi corazón está al lado del pueblo mejicano, aquí en Arizona. ¿Porqué no hablas contra “La…
Dear Mexican, I’ve tried and failed to learn the Spanish language for the past two years. During high school and…
Dear Mexican, This question was inspired by the recent video you did on the Republicanos and the Latina/o vote. What’s…
Dear Mexican, My family for six generations have been born and raised in Brownsville, Texas. Everyone speaks Spanish most of…
Dear Mexican, My cousin put a picture on Facebook that said “I will not be forced to learn a foreign…
Dear Mexican, It’s so sad to see your wimpy answers. Your replies scream self-hatred and self-shame for your raza. You’re…
SPECIAL MORMON EDICIÓNDear Readers: I usually save reruns of my columna for when I have to smuggle in the latest…
Dear Mexican, How come Mexicans don’t perform in the Winter Olympics? What—no talent? Or are Mexicans afraid of snow? I’m…
Dear Mexican: Thirteen years old, and I’m jacking off, not knowing I left the bathroom door ajar. Just as I…
SPECIAL CHRISTMAS GIFT EDITION Dear Readers: In between your 15th tamale and sixth spiked cup of ponche, you’re going to…
SPECIAL CONQUISTADOR EDITIONDear Mexican, This is the second rant I’ve felt I had to send to you. I don’t know…
Dear Mexican, I read in your book that Mexico is due for a revolution about every 100 years or so….
***Special “Mexicans Are Racist” EdiciónDear Mexican, Having been called a “gabacho” by “Mexicans” much lighter than I and “wetback” by…
Dear Mexican, GOP Senator Mel Martinez authored a decent compromise bill to resolve the growing illegal-immigration problem in the United…
Dear Mexican, Why is Mexico such a dump? Just to name a few of the problems: stray dogs running all…
SPECIAL MUJER EDITIONDear Mexican, I am an Anglo intruder in New Mexico. When I moved to Albuquerque from Virginia, I…
Dear Mexican, There’s something I’m concerned about, or bothered by. I was born and raised in Mexico, but I’ve been…
Dear Mexican, Really? You answered “When Should You Use Usted Instead of Tú?” recently over my “Why Won’t My Gardener…
SPECIAL BEST-OF EDITIONDear Readers, The Mexican doesn’t want to take this week off, but has to because it’s his mother…
