Skip to content
Thursday, June 19, 2025
56°F
Sign Out Sign In Subscribe Newsletter Contact Us
56°F
  • News & Comment
  • Opinion
  • Contests
  • Arts & Culture
  • Eat Drink Toke
  • Sports
  • Marketplace
  • All Sections
        • News & Comment
        • Arts & Culture
          • Arts
          • Eat Drink Toke
          • Music
          • Film
        • Sports
        • Special Content
          • Weekly Classics
          • Best of Seattle
          • Protest Guide
          • Dining Guide
        • Comix
        • Podcasts
          • Podcasts
          • Seattleland
        • Classifieds
        • Subscriber Center
          • Subscribe
          • Subscriber Center
          • Frequently Asked Questions
        • e-Editions
        • Marketplace
        • Newsletters
Articles by Gustavo Arellano
Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • July 2, 2012 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, Suppose the United States government and the American public were as progressive and conscious of our country’s true…

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • June 26, 2012 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, Barrack Hussein Obama, how you dare deprive Mexico of its young, educated people. These illegal aliens in the…

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • June 22, 2012 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, Why do Mexicans change their names, seemingly at whim? For example, Antonio Garcia Rodriguez is Antonio Garcia on…

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • June 15, 2012 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, In anticipation of the upcoming Reconquista, I’ve decided that I need a Mexican girlfriend. I feel this will…

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • June 8, 2012 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, I’m in this country illegally, but I have a current passport from the country I am from, and…

Read Story

Love the Beans, Hate the Beaner
Love the Beans, Hate the Beaner
By Gustavo Arellano • June 5, 2012 12:00 am

One of the greatest stories I ever worked on involved neo-Nazis and burritos.

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • May 31, 2012 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, I work construction here in Texas. The mojados at work call me “Chicano” (which really angers me) to…

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • May 24, 2012 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, Why can’t the United States and Mexico agree on one only name for the Rio Bravo-Grande river? And…

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • May 18, 2012 12:00 am

MUY CALIENTE SUMMER EDITIONDear Mexican, I was wondering why Mexicans in Chicago are meaner than Mexicans in California? I love…

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • May 11, 2012 12:00 am

LAST CALL TO BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones, my much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit…

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • May 4, 2012 12:00 am

BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place your order…

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • April 27, 2012 12:00 am

BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place your order…

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • April 20, 2012 12:00 am

BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place your order…

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • April 13, 2012 12:00 am

BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place your order…

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • April 5, 2012 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, Why do Hispanics deny that George Zimmerman is Hispanic? He did nothing wrong and has been crucified in…

Read Story

One Nation, Under Tacos
One Nation, Under Tacos
By Gustavo Arellano • April 3, 2012 12:00 am

How Mexican food conquered America.

Read Story

Seattle's Feuding Tamale Men
Seattle’s Feuding Tamale Men
By Gustavo Arellano • April 3, 2012 12:00 am

Pioneer Square’s turn-of-the-century food fight.

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • March 29, 2012 12:00 am

Dear Readers, Talk about a lazy Mexican—nearly four years after promising ustedes that I was going to write a book…

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • March 23, 2012 12:00 am

SPECIAL SPANISH SLANG EDITIONDear Mexican, Stop using Spanish in your column. I like reading your column, but when every other…

Read Story

Ask a Mexican!
Ask a Mexican!
By Gustavo Arellano • March 13, 2012 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, I work for a major news organization and often have heard the figure of 10 million illegal Mexicans….

Read Story

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • …
  • Last

Sign Up For Our Newsletters

Subscribe to our e-mail newsletter to receive updates.

Sign Up

Featured Local Savings

  • News & Comment
  • Opinion
  • Arts & Culture
  • Eat Drink Toke
  • Sports
Quicklinks
  • Subscribe
  • Subscriber Center
  • e-Editions
  • Newsletters
  • Media Solutions
About Us
  • What We Do
  • Terms of Use
  • Privacy Policy
  • Accessibility
  • Contact Us
  • Sound Publishing Inc. Logo
  • A subsidiary of Black Press Media
  • Work With Us
© 2025 Seattle Weekly + Sound Publishing + Black Press Media. All Rights Reserved.
Powered By NewzBoost
Welcome to Seattle Weeklyclose
Validating

Log in for full access to Seattle Weekly using your subscriber account

Email Address:
Password:

Forgot Password

Don't have an account set up? Register today!

Looking to update or manage your subscriber account? Go to our self service center.

 If you are at a public computer, check this to prevent unauthorized access.
  • Purchase Options

Promo Code:

E-Wallet Purchase (Add Funds)

E-Wallet permits you to purchase a credit block to view content on a per visit basis. Each time you log in to view content, the daily amount for that day is deducted from your account balance. When your balance reaches zero, you can purchase additional credit for additional viewing.

Term Subscription

Term subscriptions are traditional subscriptions that are purchased for a length of time, such as one month or one year, and permit you to access online content during that time period.


  • User Registration


Registration

Account
Last Name
Email Address
Confirm Email
User Name
Password
Confirm Password

Non Subscriber Registration

First Name
Last Name
Email Address
Confirm Email
User Name
Password
Confirm Password

Choose a Registration Option

  • Purchase Confirmation


E-Pass Daily Rates
SunMonTueWedThuFriSat

Purchase Date:

Your credit card will be charged $.

  • ECopy Purchase Option


E-Pass Daily Rates
SunMonTueWedThuFriSat

Choose Credit Options:

Your credit card will be charged the selected amount.

  • Sign Out
  • Sign In
    • Search
    • Email Newsletters
    • Subscriber Center
      • Subscriber Center
      • Subscribe
      • Frequently Asked Questions
    • News & Comment
    • Contests
    • Podcasts
      • Seattleland
    • Arts & Culture
      • Arts
      • Eat Drink Toke
      • Music
      • Film
    • Sports
    • Comix
    • Special Content
      • Weekly Classics
      • Best of Seattle
      • Dining Guide
      • Protest Guide
    • Marketplace
      • Sponsored Content
    • Classifieds
    • e-Edition
    • About
      • What We Do
      • How to Advertise
      • Contact Us
      • Terms of Use
      • Privacy Policy