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    Articles by Damon Agnos
    Yesterday, it was Microsoft. Today, The Seattle Times reports that Starbucks is
    Yesterday, it was Microsoft. Today, The Seattle Times...
    By Damon Agnos • January 23, 2009 12:00 am

    Yesterday, it was Microsoft. Today, The Seattle Times reports that Starbucks is getting ready to eliminate 1/3 of its corporate…

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     The Chinook will be taking its understated sleekness to the San Francisco
     The Chinook will be taking its understated sleekness...
    By Damon Agnos • January 23, 2009 12:00 am

    The Chinook will be taking its understated sleekness to the San Francisco BayThe Chinook and the Snohomish, the Washington State…

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     Husky fans love Brandon Roy  Brandon Roy is the best player in Husky
     Husky fans love Brandon Roy  Brandon Roy is the...
    By Damon Agnos • January 22, 2009 12:00 am

    Husky fans love Brandon RoyBrandon Roy is the best player in Husky basketball history. He was also the best player…

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     Picture from Publog Pubshop  Like Barack Obama’s presidency itself, the installation of Ron
     Picture from Publog Pubshop  Like Barack Obama’s presidency itself,...
    By Damon Agnos • January 22, 2009 12:00 am

    Picture from Publog PubshopLike Barack Obama’s presidency itself, the installation of Ron English’s wheatpaste “Abraham Obama” poster behind the Capitol…

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    Thain wanted one of these for his office, but it wouldn’t fit.
    Thain wanted one of these for his office,...
    By Damon Agnos • January 22, 2009 12:00 am

    Thain wanted one of these for his office, but it wouldn’t fit. Former Merrill Lynch CEO John Thain is taking…

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    It’s not often that I find myself agreeing with a former Republican
    It’s not often that I find myself agreeing...
    By Damon Agnos • January 21, 2009 12:00 am

    It’s not often that I find myself agreeing with a former Republican party state chair, but Chris Vance is right…

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     Ugly townhouse photo from West Seattle Blog.  Mr. Smith Goes to the Seattle
     Ugly townhouse photo from West Seattle Blog.  Mr. Smith...
    By Damon Agnos • January 21, 2009 12:00 am

    Ugly townhouse photo from West Seattle Blog.Mr. Smith Goes to the Seattle Design Commission doesn’t have the same ring as…

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     Click to enlarge  Gas prices got so high in 2008 that Washington, Oregon,
     Click to enlarge  Gas prices got so high in...
    By Damon Agnos • January 21, 2009 12:00 am

    Click to enlargeGas prices got so high in 2008 that Washington, Oregon, and Idaho spent a combined $30 billion importing…

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    After provoking the ire of angry Seattleites by hiring a Brooklynite to
    After provoking the ire of angry Seattleites by...
    By Damon Agnos • January 21, 2009 12:00 am

    After provoking the ire of angry Seattleites by hiring a Brooklynite to install fighter-jet art in the Capitol Hill station,…

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      I’m just sayin’.
      I’m just sayin’.
    By Damon Agnos • January 20, 2009 12:00 am

    I’m just sayin’.

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    America has waited hundreds of years for a president who is anything
    America has waited hundreds of years for a...
    By Damon Agnos • January 20, 2009 12:00 am

    America has waited hundreds of years for a president who is anything other than a white man. My brother waited…

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    A Pro Gambler’s Guide to Gaming the Super Bowl
    A Pro Gambler’s Guide to Gaming the Super...
    By Damon Agnos • January 20, 2009 12:00 am

    “Noah” knows how the average bettor can make a mint on the big game. Only he’s no average bettor.

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     Insert “head” joke here.   On the same day that the abstinence-nutty Bush
     Insert “head” joke here.   On the same day...
    By Damon Agnos • January 20, 2009 12:00 am

    Insert “head” joke here. On the same day that the abstinence-nutty Bush Administration said goodbye, Portland mayor Sam Adams admitted…

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    It’s no surprise that a bloated Elmer Gantry delivered a bloated invocation,
    It’s no surprise that a bloated Elmer Gantry...
    By Damon Agnos • January 20, 2009 12:00 am

    It’s no surprise that a bloated Elmer Gantry delivered a bloated invocation, but what was up with the breathless way…

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      Chris Matthews on his employer, MSNBC. Thanks, Chris.
      Chris Matthews on his employer, MSNBC. Thanks, Chris.
    By Damon Agnos • January 20, 2009 12:00 am

    Chris Matthews on his employer, MSNBC. Thanks, Chris.

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    Gregoire, Sims, and Nickels Walk Into a Bar…
    Gregoire, Sims, and Nickels Walk Into a Bar…
    By Damon Agnos • January 20, 2009 12:00 am

    And order up a viaduct solution(s).

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    A black president, an Attorney General who will state unequivocally that waterboarding
    A black president, an Attorney General who will...
    By Damon Agnos • January 19, 2009 12:00 am

    A black president, an Attorney General who will state unequivocally that waterboarding is torture, star-studded inaugural concerts licensed exclusively to…

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    Today is “Children’s Day” at the Washington State House of Representatives. Rather
    Today is “Children’s Day” at the Washington State...
    By Damon Agnos • January 19, 2009 12:00 am

    Today is “Children’s Day” at the Washington State House of Representatives. Rather than taking the day off, like the rest…

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      Schmudget is running a series this week called “Five Facts About the
      Schmudget is running a series this week called...
    By Damon Agnos • January 19, 2009 12:00 am

    Schmudget is running a series this week called “Five Facts About the Economy and the Deficit”. Today’s entry is “People…

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      ESPN’s Jayson Stark is reporting that the Mariners signed mega-talented pitcher Felix
      ESPN’s Jayson Stark is reporting that the Mariners...
    By Damon Agnos • January 19, 2009 12:00 am

    ESPN’s Jayson Stark is reporting that the Mariners signed mega-talented pitcher Felix Hernandez to a one-year contract for $3.8 million…

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