I believe the old saying is: “Beer before liquor, never sicker; liquor before tearing your clothes off and assaulting a…
Today’s COTD winner gives a seemingly-plausible explanation to a phenomenon that has stumped the region’s top forensic researchers and hipsterologists….
Before Jack Links Beef Jerky settled on its ingenious “Messin’ with Sasquatch” commercials, it had “Messin’ with Schultzquatch”, which was…
On a sidewalk in the heart of Portland’s Old Town, sobbing inconsolably in front of the ruins of her kitchen,…
Under a fatty 179-aircraft contract signed by Boeing and the U.S. Air Force, any costs that go over the $4.8…
One of my personal favorite stories of the last couple years is that of the players for the gay softball…
For weeks the composite sketch seen to the right was the best description Pierce County Sheriff’s Deputies had of a…
Today’s COTD winner unwittingly explains, in simple, idiotic terms, everything that is wrong with the police’s decision to pepper spray…
Nathan Myhrvold’s demonic creation Intellectual Vultures–I mean Ventures–is often accused of patent trolling. Here’s your chance to Troll ’em back!Prankster…
Terry Jefferson thought the police car was trying to get around him. So he calmly reversed his vehicle and parked…
And the claim that it was funded by taxpayers.
Today’s Comment of the Day winner participates in the familiar Internet-commenter exercise of pointing out someone’s elementary spelling mistake. ….
In a matter of days, 84-year-old Seattleite Dorli Rainey has become the face of a movement. But when she addresses…
One day after we revealed damning details in an alleged scandal between newly-reelected Snohomish County Executive Aaron Reardon and a…
Julia Biryukova has a lot of time on her hands these days. Being that she’s offering no assistance to the…
Thomas Swankosy remembers the day in the summer of 2006 when a tall, fit, blonde woman came into the Major…
Today’s COTD champion felt the same way as a lot of people did yesterday when news broke of widespread DEA…
Cannabis-rights activists who oppose the marijuana-legalization initiative I-502 do so for many reasons, including the notion that should the bill…
Under a frigid winter fall drizzle, some 30 demonstrators are gathered right now at the Federal Building in downtown Seattle,…
Julia Biryukova (or someone pretending to be her) is a 30-year-old “slim”, blue-eyed, divorced non-smoker who’s looking for a “sugar…
