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    Articles by Caleb Hannan
    FacebookImposter.Anyone who believed the fake Joe Jonas pictured above — who’s actually
    FacebookImposter.Anyone who believed the fake Joe Jonas pictured...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 25, 2010 12:00 am

    FacebookImposter.Anyone who believed the fake Joe Jonas pictured above — who’s actually a member of Emerald City Improv, and was…

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    Creepy? For sure. Criminal on the loose? Not as of yet.Fox News
    Creepy? For sure. Criminal on the loose? Not...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 25, 2010 12:00 am

    Creepy? For sure. Criminal on the loose? Not as of yet.Fox News has the weirdest story of the day. John…

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    With so many census workers going door to door, it’s no surprise
    With so many census workers going door to...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 25, 2010 12:00 am

    With so many census workers going door to door, it’s no surprise to find one or two bad apples.Alabama Sen….

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    Depano spent 20 years hiding out in the Phillipines as head pastor
    Depano spent 20 years hiding out in the...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 25, 2010 12:00 am

    Depano spent 20 years hiding out in the Phillipines as head pastor at God is Alive Ministries.From our sister site…

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    The new poster boy for tougher immigration legislation.Jose Madrigal doesn’t act like
    The new poster boy for tougher immigration legislation.Jose...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 24, 2010 12:00 am

    The new poster boy for tougher immigration legislation.Jose Madrigal doesn’t act like the kind of guy who wants to stay…

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    A reader who says he’s been in this country legally for a
    A reader who says he’s been in this...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 24, 2010 12:00 am

    A reader who says he’s been in this country legally for a quarter century has some choice words for those…

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    Would a guy (Zappos CEO Tony Hseih) covered in Chucks lie to
    Would a guy (Zappos CEO Tony Hseih) covered...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 24, 2010 12:00 am

    Would a guy (Zappos CEO Tony Hseih) covered in Chucks lie to you?Online shoe purveyor Zappos says it lost $1.6…

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    Back in March, a random glitch on Amazon.com allowed comic book lovers
    Back in March, a random glitch on Amazon.com...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 23, 2010 12:00 am

    Back in March, a random glitch on Amazon.com allowed comic book lovers the chance to order some pricey titles at…

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    Myron had reportedly talked about killing himself for months.The running line coming
    Myron had reportedly talked about killing himself for...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 21, 2010 12:00 am

    Myron had reportedly talked about killing himself for months.The running line coming from last week’s tragedy, wherein Pierce County Deputy…

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    Congratulations on the award, Terrence. Here’s your crown of thorns.Top recruit Terrence
    Congratulations on the award, Terrence. Here’s your crown...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 21, 2010 12:00 am

    Congratulations on the award, Terrence. Here’s your crown of thorns.Top recruit Terrence Jones infamously backed out of a commitment to…

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    Reader Luther Bissett responds to Molly Norris, “Draw Mohammed Day” Cartoonist, Didn’t
    Reader Luther Bissett responds to Molly Norris, “Draw...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 21, 2010 12:00 am

    Reader Luther Bissett responds to Molly Norris, “Draw Mohammed Day” Cartoonist, Didn’t Mean to Start Controversy.”Though her attempt at satire…

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    Police still don’t know who killed Mackenzie Cowell.It’s been three months since
    Police still don’t know who killed Mackenzie Cowell.It’s...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 21, 2010 12:00 am

    Police still don’t know who killed Mackenzie Cowell.It’s been three months since 17-year-old Wenatchee teen Mackenzie Cowell mysteriously turned up…

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    Beers is planning on wearing a ruffled off-the-shoulders number with a matching
    Beers is planning on wearing a ruffled off-the-shoulders...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 21, 2010 12:00 am

    Beers is planning on wearing a ruffled off-the-shoulders number with a matching ankle bracelet.The members of the F-Bomb Bandit gang…

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    You know you’re badass when even your tattoo has a tattoo.Remember DeShawn
    You know you’re badass when even your tattoo...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 21, 2010 12:00 am

    You know you’re badass when even your tattoo has a tattoo.Remember DeShawn “Cash Money” Clark and his charming associates, the…

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    Pssssst. Hey kid. Here’s the Cliffs Notes version.Like Cliff Mass but think
    Pssssst. Hey kid. Here’s the Cliffs Notes version.Like...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 20, 2010 12:00 am

    Pssssst. Hey kid. Here’s the Cliffs Notes version.Like Cliff Mass but think he’s too long-winded? Then Cliff Mass TLDR (Too…

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    Kurtz had been named Madigan’s top soldier only a year earlier.Pamela Kurtz
    Kurtz had been named Madigan’s top soldier only...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 20, 2010 12:00 am

    Kurtz had been named Madigan’s top soldier only a year earlier.Pamela Kurtz came home last Wednesday to find her husband,…

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    Contrary to popular belief, “the Palin bump” is not a reference to
    Contrary to popular belief, “the Palin bump” is...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 20, 2010 12:00 am

    Contrary to popular belief, “the Palin bump” is not a reference to Trig.Clint Didier, the hates-government-but-loves-government money challenger to Sen….

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    Our reader thinks the deck is stacked against pet owners.Reader Julie Catalano
    Our reader thinks the deck is stacked against...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 20, 2010 12:00 am

    Our reader thinks the deck is stacked against pet owners.Reader Julie Catalano responds to Kenneth and Nonna Newman, Former Owners…

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    As a general rule, you should avoid mowing down old ladies. Especially
    As a general rule, you should avoid mowing...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 20, 2010 12:00 am

    As a general rule, you should avoid mowing down old ladies. Especially ones cool enough to fly float planes like…

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    I’ll repeat: 5’8”. Goes by “Chone.”Target Practice is our daily aim at
    I’ll repeat: 5’8”. Goes by “Chone.”Target Practice is...
    By Caleb Hannan • May 19, 2010 12:00 am

    I’ll repeat: 5’8”. Goes by “Chone.”Target Practice is our daily aim at a hypocritical politician, worthless law or random nincompoop…

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