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    Articles by Caeriel Crestin
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • April 14, 2009 12:00 am

    Aries (March 21–April 19) Try imagining how to explain light, colors, and sight to someone who’s been blind from birth….

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • April 7, 2009 12:00 am

    Aries (March 21–April 19) Physical intimacy is a great way to feel close to someone quickly, but it’s remarkably uninformative…

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • March 31, 2009 12:00 am

    Aries (March 21–April 19) No deception is as dangerous and embarrassing as self-deception. Keep it real, even if it’s inconvenient…

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    Sign Language
    Sign Language
    By Caeriel Crestin • March 24, 2009 12:00 am

    Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) Some people make excuses to step outside their comfort zones or, in some cases, express their…

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • March 17, 2009 12:00 am

    Aries (March 21–April 19) Your tendency to rush enthusiastically headlong into things means that events can acquire quite a bit…

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • March 10, 2009 12:00 am

    Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) If someone invented a way to erase memories selectively, Pisceans would be the last people to…

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • March 3, 2009 12:00 am

    Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) Screw saving the best for last. Right now go for best first, then second or third…

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • February 24, 2009 12:00 am

    Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) There’s a difference between serenely accepting the inevitable and passively concluding that something is inevitable when…

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • February 10, 2009 12:00 am

    Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) There’s not much point in worrying about meteors hitting the Earth or man-made black holes devouring…

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • February 3, 2009 12:00 am

    Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) It’s time to come clean. Why? First off, you’re terrible at keeping certain secrets—abysmally, embarrassingly, catastrophically…

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • January 27, 2009 12:00 am

    Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) In most (but not all) the places I’ve ever lived, people close and lock their front…

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • January 20, 2009 12:00 am

    Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) Provide your children with creativity-inspiring toys such as blocks, art supplies, or Play-Doh, and they’ll develop…

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • January 13, 2009 12:00 am

    Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) All effort should be made this week to keep the filters through which you view the…

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    Scorpios Love Puppies
    Scorpios Love Puppies
    By Caeriel Crestin • January 6, 2009 12:00 am

    Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) In relationships, we all should employ the campground rule: Pack out what you bring in and…

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    Sign Language
    Sign Language
    By Caeriel Crestin • December 30, 2008 12:00 am

    Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) When we punish others, be they children, employees, or lovers, the main intention is to try…

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • December 23, 2008 12:00 am

    Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) You can’t really get mad when a puppy chews up your shoes, your kid wets the…

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • December 9, 2008 12:00 am

    Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21) I’ve heard red cars get pulled over more often than staid gray or beige ones. Whether…

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • December 2, 2008 12:00 am

    Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21) If the tool you had at hand was a thick black marker, the kind of picture…

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • November 25, 2008 12:00 am

    Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21) I’m terrible at doing nothing. In fact, I’m happiest when I’m doing several things at once….

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    This Week’s Horoscopes
    This Week’s Horoscopes
    By Caeriel Crestin • November 11, 2008 12:00 am

    Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) You’ve heard people say “When it rains, it pours,” but in your case the expression should…

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