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Articles by Ellis E. Conklin
Soon the inevitable question will have to be asked: Did he or
Soon the inevitable question will have to be...
By Ellis E. Conklin • February 6, 2013 12:00 am

Soon the inevitable question will have to be asked: Did he or she swallow?Oddly enough, a small number of students…

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The Peace Corps says Washington is one of the best states for
The Peace Corps says Washington is one of...
By Ellis E. Conklin • February 6, 2013 12:00 am

The Peace Corps says Washington is one of the best states for recruiting volunteers.For 2013 volunteers, the University of Washington…

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Sure, they can be fuzzy and cute, but let’s face it, cats
Sure, they can be fuzzy and cute, but...
By Ellis E. Conklin • February 5, 2013 12:00 am

Sure, they can be fuzzy and cute, but let’s face it, cats are big-time killers—and a new study released last…

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With all due respect, Mr. Eliot, April is not the cruelest month.
With all due respect, Mr. Eliot, April is...
By Ellis E. Conklin • January 31, 2013 12:00 am

With all due respect, Mr. Eliot, April is not the cruelest month. It is January. At least in Seattle. Dark…

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“My name’s Fluffy and I am a killing machine.” Sure, they can
“My name’s Fluffy and I am a killing...
By Ellis E. Conklin • January 30, 2013 12:00 am

“My name’s Fluffy and I am a killing machine.” Sure, they can be fuzzy and cute, but let’s face it,…

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Sen. Jeanne Kohl-Welles can’t understand it. Why all the fuss, she wonders,
Sen. Jeanne Kohl-Welles can’t understand it. Why all...
By Ellis E. Conklin • January 29, 2013 12:00 am

Sen. Jeanne Kohl-Welles can’t understand it. Why all the fuss, she wonders, about having the state of Washington use gender-neutral…

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When cigarettes are outlawed, only outlaws will have cigarettes. And that could
When cigarettes are outlawed, only outlaws will have...
By Ellis E. Conklin • January 25, 2013 12:00 am

When cigarettes are outlawed, only outlaws will have cigarettes. And that could prove a real drag for dedicated smokers, at…

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Sources tell The Daily Weekly that broadcaster Kevin Calabro quit his afternoon
Sources tell The Daily Weekly that broadcaster Kevin...
By Ellis E. Conklin • January 22, 2013 12:00 am

Sources tell The Daily Weekly that broadcaster Kevin Calabro quit his afternoon sports talk show — The Kevin Calabro Show…

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Seems as though Seattle is crawling with people hacking up a storm.
Seems as though Seattle is crawling with people...
By Ellis E. Conklin • January 18, 2013 12:00 am

Seems as though Seattle is crawling with people hacking up a storm. Tis the season, all right, a time when…

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Garfield High School got the ball rolling last week, and now teachers
Garfield High School got the ball rolling last...
By Ellis E. Conklin • January 16, 2013 12:00 am

Garfield High School got the ball rolling last week, and now teachers throughout the Seattle School District are rising up…

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In November’s presidential election, Nate Silver correctly predicted the winner in all
In November’s presidential election, Nate Silver correctly predicted...
By Ellis E. Conklin • January 11, 2013 12:00 am

In November’s presidential election, Nate Silver correctly predicted the winner in all 50 states. The savvy statistician was also right…

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UPDATE: According to Seattle Police, the Metro bus driver who struck the
UPDATE: According to Seattle Police, the Metro bus...
By Ellis E. Conklin • January 8, 2013 12:00 am

UPDATE: According to Seattle Police, the Metro bus driver who struck the pedestrian at the corner of Third and Stewart…

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Dori Monson: A Tempest of Outrage
Dori Monson: A Tempest of Outrage
By Ellis E. Conklin • December 11, 2012 12:00 am

Seattle can’t tune out KIRO’s six-figure bulwark of afternoon jabber.

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Big Bother, Big Brother
Big Bother, Big Brother
By Ellis E. Conklin • December 11, 2012 12:00 am

A new plan to charge highway drivers by the mile is annoying at best.

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Eyman Eyes Grover
Eyman Eyes Grover
By Ellis E. Conklin • December 4, 2012 12:00 am

Our own antitax crusader weighs in on the fall of King Norquist.

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Seattle’s tourism industry is damned sick and tired of drug dealers shooting
Seattle’s tourism industry is damned sick and tired...
By Ellis E. Conklin • November 27, 2012 12:00 am

Seattle’s tourism industry is damned sick and tired of drug dealers shooting up in alleyways, downtown panhandlers who won’t take…

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Fundamental Chicanery
Fundamental Chicanery
By Ellis E. Conklin • November 27, 2012 12:00 am

Some religious groups are still trying to keep Washington from issuing marriage licenses.

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“Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has just turned on the fasten seat
“Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has just turned...
By Ellis E. Conklin • November 13, 2012 12:00 am

“Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has just turned on the fasten seat belt sign.”But, really, there’s no need to buckle…

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CNN’s Ovulation Gaffe
CNN’s Ovulation Gaffe
By Ellis E. Conklin • October 30, 2012 12:00 am

The network reported on a woefully sketchy study, with priceless results.

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Jill Stein Is Mad As Hell
Jill Stein Is Mad As Hell
By Ellis E. Conklin • October 23, 2012 12:00 am

The Green Party presidential candidate says Obama and Romney won’t talk real issues.

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