Since descending from some ridge in the Cascades to become the Sonics mascot, SQUATCH has become a beloved fixture in the community. His unbridled enthusiasm is a welcome complement to—and sometimes a welcome diversion from—the team’s on-court activities. His terse responses to our inquiries, however, suggest that he may still only possess the rudimentary language skills of a big, hairy Neanderthal or, more likely, that his masters in the PR department are exceedingly strict—hopefully they keep him well fed and give him a nice place to sleep. He’s been to Interbay, at least.
Best Local Sports Mascot (Other Than Me)
Doppler, the Seattle Storm Mascot.
Best Seattle Storm Player Never to Pick a Fight With
Lauren Jackson (don’t mess with the Aussies).
Best Mariners Player
Moose.
Best Mariners Player’s Butt
Lou Piniella.
Best Food Item at Safeco Field
Angel “Hair” Pasta.
Best Food Item at KeyArena
Grilled salmon.
Best Place to Buy a Basketball
Sonics & Storm Team Shop.
Best Park to Play Basketball
North Cascades National Park.
Best Yoga Studio
Hair Masters.
Best Place to Take a Jog
The Pacific Crest Trail.
Best Bike Shop
Downtown Harley-Davidson.
Best Bike Ride Destination
Darwin Museum of Natural History.
Best Gym
The Furtado Center, the Sonics and Storm training facility.
Best Golf Course
The Interbay Putt-Putt.
Best Place for an Outdoor Date
Woodland Park Zoo.
Best Place to Swim or Shower
The International Fountain at Seattle Center.
Best Place to Ski
KeyArena’s aisles.
Best Place to Buy a Bigfoot Outfit
I buy all my outfits at Seattleteam-shop.com.