From Bill Radke, comedian and host of National Public Radio's "Rewind," on the 1995 championship series between the Mariners and the Yankees:
"This series has really highlighted the differences between our two cities. In Yankee Stadium, the New York fans were throwing garbage onto the outfield, and the Mariner players were running around separating it."
From SeeUinHell.com, a Web site of Punk humor:
"I just flew in from Seattle, and boy are my arms tired. . . from bitch-slapping a stewardess!"*
*dedicated to Peter Buck