Why would the Woodland Park Zoo be the best place to bring someone whose heart you’re about to break? The one thing you want to avoid in a public breakup is a scene. And how better to drown out the wails of the former beloved whose soul you’ve just stomped on than to take him or her to a place where other primates are making even more noise? What’s more, there’s a limit to how sad you can be when you’re near a meerkat. It’s science. CALEB HANNAN 601 N. 59th St., 548-2500, zoo.org