Whoever killed the electric car forgot to visit Everett.Goldy to OKC sportscasters:

Whoever killed the electric car forgot to visit Everett.Goldy to OKC sportscasters: what goes around comes around.Safeco Field to remain Safeco Field — for now.You rabbit-eared Luddites had better get cable. Like pronto.Just think what a difference he could have made if, instead of dressing up like a clown, Patch Adams/Robin Williams had doled out gaming consoles so sickly children could blow post-apocalyptic aliens to Hell.I’m pretty sure this guy who got killed by Will Ferrell’s grizzly bear was one of my co-workers at rivals.com.There’ll never be a better reason to visit Paddy Coyne’s on a Thirstday than this.Are we witnessing the extinction of the big-name newspaper sportswriter?After six years, R. Kelly’s underage sex crime case is finally set to begin.