“Do you have blacks, too?”

a) Major-league pitcher John Rocker, recently overheard asking PGA player David Duval whether pro golf had any African-American players.

b) British actor Hugh Grant, before his 1998 arrest for solicitation, reportedly making his preferences known to an undercover police officer.

c) President George W. Bush to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso in a recent meeting; the statement was witnessed—but not reported—by the members of the U.S. White House press corps.

d) Jim Carrey in the movie Dumb and Dumber, demonstrating his confusion to a California resident over the Golden State’s racial diversity.

Answer: C. Carrey’s character wasn’t that dumb.