Who are you gonna believe? Me or your lying eyes? Never mind what the so-called meteorologists with their fancy Harvard PhDs tell you on TV. Never mind Jonathan Cunningham’s forecast for Sasquatch. I say Memorial Day weekend will bring movie-watching weather. Because there are dozens of worthy titles to choose from in our SIFF Guide, this is a weekend when you should stay safe and dry indoors, in the comfort of a darkened movie theater, all day long and into the night. So I predict three days of miserable sopping rain. Also, all cinemas have air-conditioning, just in case.