When they moved out of state, the family asked a neighbor to look after their place. She’d been collecting their mail for a month when, yesterday morning, she noticed something suspicious: a car she didn’t recognize going up and down her rural road in Elma, then pulling into her neighbor’s driveway.Her interest piqued, the woman decided to see what was going on. Parked in the garage was the mysterious car. And inside the house she surprised a naked couple on the floor, performing an act of love that Gray’s Harbor police have unfortunately failed to be specific about.The housesitter freaked out and called the cops. The couple, meanwhile, hightailed it out of the home, with the not-so-clothed woman fleeing into some nearby woods and the similarly half-dressed man jumping into his car, both forgetting to take with them a key piece of evidence.Still in the home was a camcorder that had caught the couple’s amorous act. An electronic that cops recognized as stolen, and a tape that would later be used to identify the kinky burglars, who are apparently well-known for their larcenous misdeeds.”We’re not sure why they broke in,” a Gray’s Harbor officer tells Daily Weekly. “But we’d be willing to bet that narcotics were involved.”The 39-year-old woman was arrested later that day in Montesano for investigation of burglary. An arrest warrant has been issued for the 31-year-old man.
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