We’re off to eat the Whiz/The wonderful Cheez Whiz of Tat’s/We hear they’re ‘wiches wit’ Whiz in which/The Whiz is a winner and that’s/Why if ever a ‘wich without Whiz there was/We never would eat such a ‘wich because/Because, because, because, because, becaaaaause/Because of the wonderful things Whiz does (to Philly sandwiches)/Oh, we’re off to eat the Whiz/The wonderful Cheez Whiz of Taaaaaaaaat’s . . . KEEGAN HAMILTON 159 Yesler Way, 264-8287, tatsdeli.com