We’re awash in honesty these days, folks. Yesterday we had the world’s most honest job ad. Today it’s the world’s most honest criminal. On September 20, a man was pulled over by Shoreline police with a car full of Roman candles. When asked by an officer why he was carting around the illegal fireworks, the driver said, “Because I’m stupid.” For his honesty, the man was allowed to leave without a citation, but without his fireworks too. (Shoreline Area News)