The reason you haven’t seen anything new on this site in hours, dear reader, and have been denied the opportunity to leave hilarious comments, is that something happened to our servers today. Because I’m technologically ignorant, I’m just going to assume that “something” was a wandering tomcat that bit into a wire he shouldn’t have. Point is, you’ll soon be able to leave comments again. And tomorrow morning we’ll be back, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as ever. Thanks for your patience.