The prudish should stay away from Bleu Bistro’s Grotto, a peculiarly charming gem that serves the raunchiest drinks in town. Owner Ross McCartney designs the menu himself, eschewing subtlety with cocktails like the Horny Girl Scout, Sailor’s Bitch, and Sex at My House. “People want to say naughty words. This gives them permission!” he says. The biggest giggle inducer: the Kentucky Hand Job, a sweet but sturdy concoction made of bourbon, hazelnut liquor, and soda that McCartney boasts is “as good as a real hand job.” ERIKA HOBART 1801 E. Olive Way, 322-3087