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Bus Stop William Inge’s play throws strangers together during a snowstorm. Previews April 22-23, opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 3. Jones Playhouse, 4045 University Way N.E. $10-$18 Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Comedy Womb This “female-focused but not female-exclusive” show includes a headliner and an open-mike segment, in the Grotto underneath the Rendezvous. See comedywomb.com for complete schedule. JewelBox Theater at the Rendezvous, 2322 Second Ave., Seattle, WA 98121 $5 Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Fail Better: Beckett Moves UMO Themes of Samuel Beckett’s work explored through UMO’s unique style of physical theater. 8 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun., plus other matinees; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $30 Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Lizard Boy A monster with strange powers emerges from the ashes of Mt. St. Helens. Is he a superhero or a freak? Find out in Justin Huertas’ rock musical. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 2. [See Gavin Borchert’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957786-129/lizard-boy-growing-up-gay-again” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$67 Wednesday, April 22, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Wednesday, April 22, 2015

The Best of Enemies A KKK member and a civil-rights activist are forced to integrate a school in 1971 North Carolina. Based on the book by Osha Gray Davidson. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Thurs., 8 p.m. Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat. Ends April 25. [See Alyssa Dyksterhouse’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957785-129/the-best-of-enemies-a-real-life” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Taproot Theatre, 204 N. 85th St., Seattle $20-$40 Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Duo Comedy Showcase Unexpected Productions presents comedians two at a time, 8:30 p.m. Wed. Unexpected Productions, 1428 Post Alley, Seattle, WA 98104 $5 Wednesday, April 22, 2015, 8:30pm

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Thursday, April 23, 2015

Bus Stop William Inge’s play throws strangers together during a snowstorm. Previews April 22-23, opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 3. Jones Playhouse, 4045 University Way N.E. $10-$18 Thursday, April 23, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Thursday, April 23, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Thursday, April 23, 2015

Che/The Gate Leonard D. Goodisman’s pair of one-acts. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 9. Eclectic Theater, 1214 10th Ave., Seattle $12-$25 Thursday, April 23, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Thursday, April 23, 2015

Fail Better: Beckett Moves UMO Themes of Samuel Beckett’s work explored through UMO’s unique style of physical theater. 8 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun., plus other matinees; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $30 Thursday, April 23, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Thursday, April 23, 2015

Goodnight Moon Based on the bedtime book by Margaret Wise Brown and Clement Hurd, this musical debuted here in 2007. Now a new wave of kids can enjoy it. Runs Thurs.-Sun.; see sct.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Thursday, April 23, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Thursday, April 23, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Thursday, April 23, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Thursday, April 23, 2015

Lizard Boy A monster with strange powers emerges from the ashes of Mt. St. Helens. Is he a superhero or a freak? Find out in Justin Huertas’ rock musical. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 2. [See Gavin Borchert’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957786-129/lizard-boy-growing-up-gay-again” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$67 Thursday, April 23, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Thursday, April 23, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Thursday, April 23, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Thursday, April 23, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Thursday, April 23, 2015

The Best of Enemies A KKK member and a civil-rights activist are forced to integrate a school in 1971 North Carolina. Based on the book by Osha Gray Davidson. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Thurs., 8 p.m. Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat. Ends April 25. [See Alyssa Dyksterhouse’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957785-129/the-best-of-enemies-a-real-life” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Taproot Theatre, 204 N. 85th St., Seattle $20-$40 Thursday, April 23, 2015

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sondheim’s Greek-inspired farce. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun., plus 7:30 p.m. Thurs., April 23. Ends April 26. Seattle Musical Theatre at Magnuson Park, $20-$35 Thursday, April 23, 2015, 7:30pm

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Thursday, April 23, 2015, 7:30pm

Sex’d Handwritten Productions updates/techs up Schnitzler’s 1897 La ronde. 7:30 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. Ends April 25. The Lab at INScape, 815 Seattle Blvd SSeattle, Washington Pay what you will Thursday, April 23, 2015, 7:30pm

The Caucasian Chalk Circle Bertolt Brecht’s political allegory. (I know, that doesn’t exactly narrow it down.) 7:30 p.m. Thurs.-Sun.; also 7:30 p.m. Mon., April 20 and 2 p.m. Sun., April 26. Ends May 2. The Ballard Underground, 2220 N.W. Market St., Seattle $12-$15 Thursday, April 23, 2015, 7:30pm

Bunnies Inspired by the true events of the Woodland Park bunny infestation is Keiko Green’s tale of revenge and cannibalism, based on The Bacchae. Preview April 23, opens April 24. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. plus Mon., May 11. Ends May 16. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$20 Thursday, April 23, 2015, 8pm

Claim of Thrones Add you own flourishes to every geek’s favorite TV saga. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri. Ends May 22. Jet City Improv, 5510 University Way N.E. $12-$15 Thursday, April 23, 2015, 8pm

Cradle Will Rock Marc Blitzstein’s political musical made waves in the ‘30s when the Federal Theater Project backed it. Raisbeck Performance Hall. Cornish College, 1001 Lenora St., Seattle, WA 98121 Free Thursday, April 23, 2015, 8pm

Openly We Carry/Carry We Openly Paul Mullin and Nick Stokes explore American gun culture in this double bill. Opens April 23. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. Ends May 9. Theater Off Jackson, 409 Seventh Ave. S. $14-$16 Thursday, April 23, 2015, 8pm

The Clown Show Physical theater from Cornish students. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri. Ends April 24. Cornish Playhouse at Seattle Center, Seattle Center Free Thursday, April 23, 2015, 8pm

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sondheim’s Greek-inspired farce. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun., plus 7:30 p.m. Thurs., April 23. Ends April 26. Seattle Musical Theatre at Magnuson Park, $20-$35 Friday, April 24, 2015

Alice in Wonderland Andre Gregory’s avant-garde take on Carroll, from 1970. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 3. Stone Soup Theatre, 4029 Stone Way N. $15-$25 Friday, April 24, 2015

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Friday, April 24, 2015

Bus Stop William Inge’s play throws strangers together during a snowstorm. Previews April 22-23, opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 3. Jones Playhouse, 4045 University Way N.E. $10-$18 Friday, April 24, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Friday, April 24, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Friday, April 24, 2015

Che/The Gate Leonard D. Goodisman’s pair of one-acts. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 9. Eclectic Theater, 1214 10th Ave., Seattle $12-$25 Friday, April 24, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Friday, April 24, 2015

ComedySportz Seattle Comedy Group moves their improv show to the former Empty Space. 8 & 10 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2:30 p.m. Sun. Atlas Theater, 3509 Fremont Ave. N., Seattle, WA 98103 $14 Friday, April 24, 2015

Dina Martina-Tonight! All-new songs, stories, and videos from the incomparable, indescribable entertaineress, with Chris Jeffries on keyboard. 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends April 26. Re-bar, 114 Howell St $20-$25 Friday, April 24, 2015

Fail Better: Beckett Moves UMO Themes of Samuel Beckett’s work explored through UMO’s unique style of physical theater. 8 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun., plus other matinees; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $30 Friday, April 24, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Friday, April 24, 2015

Goodnight Moon Based on the bedtime book by Margaret Wise Brown and Clement Hurd, this musical debuted here in 2007. Now a new wave of kids can enjoy it. Runs Thurs.-Sun.; see sct.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Friday, April 24, 2015

Into the Woods Sondheim’s dark fairy-tale mashup, presented by STAGEright Theatre. 7:30 p.m. Fri., Sat., & Mon., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends April 25. Richard Hugo House, 1634 11th Ave., Seattle, WA 98122 $17.50-$22 Friday, April 24, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Friday, April 24, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Friday, April 24, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Friday, April 24, 2015

Lizard Boy A monster with strange powers emerges from the ashes of Mt. St. Helens. Is he a superhero or a freak? Find out in Justin Huertas’ rock musical. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 2. [See Gavin Borchert’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957786-129/lizard-boy-growing-up-gay-again” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$67 Friday, April 24, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Friday, April 24, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Friday, April 24, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Friday, April 24, 2015

Picasso at the Lapin Agile The artist meets Einstein in Steve Martin’s absurdist comedy, presented by Twelfth Night Productions. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends April 26. Youngstown Cultural Arts Center, 4408 Delridge Way SW $15-$18 Friday, April 24, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Friday, April 24, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Friday, April 24, 2015

The Best of Enemies A KKK member and a civil-rights activist are forced to integrate a school in 1971 North Carolina. Based on the book by Osha Gray Davidson. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Thurs., 8 p.m. Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat. Ends April 25. [See Alyssa Dyksterhouse’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957785-129/the-best-of-enemies-a-real-life” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Taproot Theatre, 204 N. 85th St., Seattle $20-$40 Friday, April 24, 2015

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe A stage adaptation of C.S. Lewis’ Narnia tale. Opens April 24. 7 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 10. Emmanuel Episcopal Church, 4400 86th Ave. S.E., Mercer Island $10-$17 Friday, April 24, 2015

Twelfth Night Cornish juniors take on Shakespeare. 2 p.m. Fri.-Sun. Ends April 26. Cornish Playhouse at Seattle Center, Seattle Center Free Friday, April 24, 2015, 2pm

PROK Open Mike Sign up for this generally zany and enjoyable evening, when professionals are also known to drop by.  The People’s Republic Kafe, 1718 12th Ave., Seattle Free Friday, April 24, 2015, 7pm

Sex’d Handwritten Productions updates/techs up Schnitzler’s 1897 La ronde. 7:30 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. Ends April 25. The Lab at INScape, 815 Seattle Blvd SSeattle, Washington Pay what you will Friday, April 24, 2015, 7:30pm

Tape Gilmore Acting Studio gives Stephen Belber’s 1999 play perhaps the least informative but nevertheless intriguing plot description ever: “It follows classical unities of action, time, and space, featuring three characters in a single plot narrative regarding their differing perspectives of past events, in one unbroken period of real time, in a single motel-room set.” Opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 23. Gilmore Acting Studio, 2220 N.W. Market St. $24 Friday, April 24, 2015, 7:30pm

The Caucasian Chalk Circle Bertolt Brecht’s political allegory. (I know, that doesn’t exactly narrow it down.) 7:30 p.m. Thurs.-Sun.; also 7:30 p.m. Mon., April 20 and 2 p.m. Sun., April 26. Ends May 2. The Ballard Underground, 2220 N.W. Market St., Seattle $12-$15 Friday, April 24, 2015, 7:30pm

Bunnies Inspired by the true events of the Woodland Park bunny infestation is Keiko Green’s tale of revenge and cannibalism, based on The Bacchae. Preview April 23, opens April 24. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. plus Mon., May 11. Ends May 16. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$20 Friday, April 24, 2015, 8pm

Claim of Thrones Add you own flourishes to every geek’s favorite TV saga. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri. Ends May 22. Jet City Improv, 5510 University Way N.E. $12-$15 Friday, April 24, 2015, 8pm

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Friday, April 24, 2015, 8pm

Openly We Carry/Carry We Openly Paul Mullin and Nick Stokes explore American gun culture in this double bill. Opens April 23. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. Ends May 9. Theater Off Jackson, 409 Seventh Ave. S. $14-$16 Friday, April 24, 2015, 8pm

The Clown Show Physical theater from Cornish students. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri. Ends April 24. Cornish Playhouse at Seattle Center, Seattle Center Free Friday, April 24, 2015, 8pm

TheatreSports Unexpected Productions’ long-running (since 1983!) improv comedy show, pitting two teams against each other in front of a panel of judges. 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Unexpected Productions, 1428 Post Alley, Seattle, WA 98104 $15 Friday, April 24, 2015, 10:30pm

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sondheim’s Greek-inspired farce. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun., plus 7:30 p.m. Thurs., April 23. Ends April 26. Seattle Musical Theatre at Magnuson Park, $20-$35 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Alice in Wonderland Andre Gregory’s avant-garde take on Carroll, from 1970. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 3. Stone Soup Theatre, 4029 Stone Way N. $15-$25 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Bus Stop William Inge’s play throws strangers together during a snowstorm. Previews April 22-23, opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 3. Jones Playhouse, 4045 University Way N.E. $10-$18 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Saturday, April 25, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Che/The Gate Leonard D. Goodisman’s pair of one-acts. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 9. Eclectic Theater, 1214 10th Ave., Seattle $12-$25 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Saturday, April 25, 2015

ComedySportz Seattle Comedy Group moves their improv show to the former Empty Space. 8 & 10 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2:30 p.m. Sun. Atlas Theater, 3509 Fremont Ave. N., Seattle, WA 98103 $14 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Dina Martina-Tonight! All-new songs, stories, and videos from the incomparable, indescribable entertaineress, with Chris Jeffries on keyboard. 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends April 26. Re-bar, 114 Howell St $20-$25 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Fail Better: Beckett Moves UMO Themes of Samuel Beckett’s work explored through UMO’s unique style of physical theater. 8 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun., plus other matinees; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $30 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Flushed In his solo show, Stokley Towles assumes the character of Ron, a treatment plant manager, to explore the question of sewage. (“Produced by 4Culture in partnership with King County’s Wastewater Treatment Division.”) Opens April 25. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., noon Sun. Ends May 10. New City Theater, 1404 18th Ave., Seattle, WA 98122 $10-$15 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Goodnight Moon Based on the bedtime book by Margaret Wise Brown and Clement Hurd, this musical debuted here in 2007. Now a new wave of kids can enjoy it. Runs Thurs.-Sun.; see sct.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Saturday, April 25, 2015

Into the Woods Sondheim’s dark fairy-tale mashup, presented by STAGEright Theatre. 7:30 p.m. Fri., Sat., & Mon., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends April 25. Richard Hugo House, 1634 11th Ave., Seattle, WA 98122 $17.50-$22 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Lizard Boy A monster with strange powers emerges from the ashes of Mt. St. Helens. Is he a superhero or a freak? Find out in Justin Huertas’ rock musical. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 2. [See Gavin Borchert’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957786-129/lizard-boy-growing-up-gay-again” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$67 Saturday, April 25, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Picasso at the Lapin Agile The artist meets Einstein in Steve Martin’s absurdist comedy, presented by Twelfth Night Productions. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends April 26. Youngstown Cultural Arts Center, 4408 Delridge Way SW $15-$18 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Pink Door Cabaret Trapeze performances (6:15-8:45 p.m.) by Bridget Gunning (Sun.) and Tanya Brno (Mon.). Saturdays, go “Behind the Pink Door” (11 p.m.,). See thepinkdoor.net for full details.   The Pink Door, 1919 Post Alley, Seattle $20 cover Saturday, April 25, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Saturday, April 25, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Saturday, April 25, 2015

The Best of Enemies A KKK member and a civil-rights activist are forced to integrate a school in 1971 North Carolina. Based on the book by Osha Gray Davidson. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Thurs., 8 p.m. Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat. Ends April 25. [See Alyssa Dyksterhouse’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957785-129/the-best-of-enemies-a-real-life” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Taproot Theatre, 204 N. 85th St., Seattle $20-$40 Saturday, April 25, 2015

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe A stage adaptation of C.S. Lewis’ Narnia tale. Opens April 24. 7 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 10. Emmanuel Episcopal Church, 4400 86th Ave. S.E., Mercer Island $10-$17 Saturday, April 25, 2015

Saturday Morning Cartoons Kids’ play ideas are brought to life by adult playwrights and actors in this omnibus. 10:30 a.m. Sat. Ends May 9. Pocket Theater, 8312 Greenwood Ave. N. $5-$14 Saturday, April 25, 2015, 10:30am

Twelfth Night Cornish juniors take on Shakespeare. 2 p.m. Fri.-Sun. Ends April 26. Cornish Playhouse at Seattle Center, Seattle Center Free Saturday, April 25, 2015, 2pm

Sex’d Handwritten Productions updates/techs up Schnitzler’s 1897 La ronde. 7:30 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. Ends April 25. The Lab at INScape, 815 Seattle Blvd SSeattle, Washington Pay what you will Saturday, April 25, 2015, 7:30pm

Tape Gilmore Acting Studio gives Stephen Belber’s 1999 play perhaps the least informative but nevertheless intriguing plot description ever: “It follows classical unities of action, time, and space, featuring three characters in a single plot narrative regarding their differing perspectives of past events, in one unbroken period of real time, in a single motel-room set.” Opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 23. Gilmore Acting Studio, 2220 N.W. Market St. $24 Saturday, April 25, 2015, 7:30pm

Ten-Minute Play Festival Original works by Cornish students. 7:30 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends April 26. Cornish Playhouse at Seattle Center, Seattle Center Free Saturday, April 25, 2015, 7:30pm

The Caucasian Chalk Circle Bertolt Brecht’s political allegory. (I know, that doesn’t exactly narrow it down.) 7:30 p.m. Thurs.-Sun.; also 7:30 p.m. Mon., April 20 and 2 p.m. Sun., April 26. Ends May 2. The Ballard Underground, 2220 N.W. Market St., Seattle $12-$15 Saturday, April 25, 2015, 7:30pm

Bunnies Inspired by the true events of the Woodland Park bunny infestation is Keiko Green’s tale of revenge and cannibalism, based on The Bacchae. Preview April 23, opens April 24. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. plus Mon., May 11. Ends May 16. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$20 Saturday, April 25, 2015, 8pm

Cradle Will Rock Marc Blitzstein’s political musical made waves in the ‘30s when the Federal Theater Project backed it. Raisbeck Performance Hall. Cornish College, 1001 Lenora St., Seattle, WA 98121 Free Saturday, April 25, 2015, 8pm

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Saturday, April 25, 2015, 8pm

Openly We Carry/Carry We Openly Paul Mullin and Nick Stokes explore American gun culture in this double bill. Opens April 23. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. Ends May 9. Theater Off Jackson, 409 Seventh Ave. S. $14-$16 Saturday, April 25, 2015, 8pm

TheatreSports Unexpected Productions’ long-running (since 1983!) improv comedy show, pitting two teams against each other in front of a panel of judges. 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Unexpected Productions, 1428 Post Alley, Seattle, WA 98104 $15 Saturday, April 25, 2015, 10:30pm

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sondheim’s Greek-inspired farce. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun., plus 7:30 p.m. Thurs., April 23. Ends April 26. Seattle Musical Theatre at Magnuson Park, $20-$35 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Alice in Wonderland Andre Gregory’s avant-garde take on Carroll, from 1970. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 3. Stone Soup Theatre, 4029 Stone Way N. $15-$25 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Bus Stop William Inge’s play throws strangers together during a snowstorm. Previews April 22-23, opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 3. Jones Playhouse, 4045 University Way N.E. $10-$18 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Sunday, April 26, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Che/The Gate Leonard D. Goodisman’s pair of one-acts. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 9. Eclectic Theater, 1214 10th Ave., Seattle $12-$25 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Dina Martina-Tonight! All-new songs, stories, and videos from the incomparable, indescribable entertaineress, with Chris Jeffries on keyboard. 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends April 26. Re-bar, 114 Howell St $20-$25 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Fail Better: Beckett Moves UMO Themes of Samuel Beckett’s work explored through UMO’s unique style of physical theater. 8 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun., plus other matinees; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $30 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Flushed In his solo show, Stokley Towles assumes the character of Ron, a treatment plant manager, to explore the question of sewage. (“Produced by 4Culture in partnership with King County’s Wastewater Treatment Division.”) Opens April 25. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., noon Sun. Ends May 10. New City Theater, 1404 18th Ave., Seattle, WA 98122 $10-$15 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Goodnight Moon Based on the bedtime book by Margaret Wise Brown and Clement Hurd, this musical debuted here in 2007. Now a new wave of kids can enjoy it. Runs Thurs.-Sun.; see sct.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Sunday, April 26, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Lizard Boy A monster with strange powers emerges from the ashes of Mt. St. Helens. Is he a superhero or a freak? Find out in Justin Huertas’ rock musical. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 2. [See Gavin Borchert’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957786-129/lizard-boy-growing-up-gay-again” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$67 Sunday, April 26, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Picasso at the Lapin Agile The artist meets Einstein in Steve Martin’s absurdist comedy, presented by Twelfth Night Productions. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends April 26. Youngstown Cultural Arts Center, 4408 Delridge Way SW $15-$18 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Pink Door Cabaret Trapeze performances (6:15-8:45 p.m.) by Bridget Gunning (Sun.) and Tanya Brno (Mon.). Saturdays, go “Behind the Pink Door” (11 p.m.,). See thepinkdoor.net for full details.   The Pink Door, 1919 Post Alley, Seattle $20 cover Sunday, April 26, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Sunday, April 26, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Sunday, April 26, 2015

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe A stage adaptation of C.S. Lewis’ Narnia tale. Opens April 24. 7 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 10. Emmanuel Episcopal Church, 4400 86th Ave. S.E., Mercer Island $10-$17 Sunday, April 26, 2015

Mama Mia! This 30-minute ABBA sendup is part of the “Mimosas With Mama” drag brunch. Narwhal, 1118 E. Pike St., Seattle $15-$20 Sunday, April 26, 2015, 1pm

Cradle Will Rock Marc Blitzstein’s political musical made waves in the ‘30s when the Federal Theater Project backed it. Raisbeck Performance Hall. Cornish College, 1001 Lenora St., Seattle, WA 98121 Free Sunday, April 26, 2015, 2pm

The Caucasian Chalk Circle Bertolt Brecht’s political allegory. (I know, that doesn’t exactly narrow it down.) Opens April 17. 7:30 p.m. Thurs.-Sun.; also 7:30 p.m. Mon., April 20 and 2 p.m. Sun., April 26. Ends May 2. The Ballard Underground, 2220 N.W. Market St., Seattle $12-$15 Sunday, April 26, 2015, 2pm

Twelfth Night Cornish juniors take on Shakespeare. 2 p.m. Fri.-Sun. Ends April 26. Cornish Playhouse at Seattle Center, Seattle Center Free Sunday, April 26, 2015, 2pm

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Sunday, April 26, 2015, 7:30pm

Ten-Minute Play Festival Original works by Cornish students. 7:30 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends April 26. Cornish Playhouse at Seattle Center, Seattle Center Free Sunday, April 26, 2015, 7:30pm

The Caucasian Chalk Circle Bertolt Brecht’s political allegory. (I know, that doesn’t exactly narrow it down.) 7:30 p.m. Thurs.-Sun.; also 7:30 p.m. Mon., April 20 and 2 p.m. Sun., April 26. Ends May 2. The Ballard Underground, 2220 N.W. Market St., Seattle $12-$15 Sunday, April 26, 2015, 7:30pm

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Monday, April 27, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Monday, April 27, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Monday, April 27, 2015

Pink Door Cabaret Trapeze performances (6:15-8:45 p.m.) by Bridget Gunning (Sun.) and Tanya Brno (Mon.). Saturdays, go “Behind the Pink Door” (11 p.m.,). See thepinkdoor.net for full details.   The Pink Door, 1919 Post Alley, Seattle $20 cover Monday, April 27, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Comedy Womb This “female-focused but not female-exclusive” show includes a headliner and an open-mike segment, in the Grotto underneath the Rendezvous. See comedywomb.com for complete schedule. JewelBox Theater at the Rendezvous, 2322 Second Ave., Seattle, WA 98121 $5 Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Three High Circus Series Three separate shows in three runs, starting with Acrobatic Conundrum’s “The Language of Chance,” with aerial/dance/physical theater work devised by KT Niehoff and Elizabeth Klob. 7:30 p.m. Tues., April 28-Wed., April 29. Series ends May 10. 12th Avenue Arts, 1620 12th AvenueSeattle, WA 98122 $10-$40 ($50 for series pass) Tuesday, April 28, 2015, 7:30pm

H.P. Lovecraft: Stand-Up Comedian! The cult horror author gets a comedy-club spin. “Can Howie pull off one last sold-­out gig before the human race is destroyed?” Opens April 28. 8 p.m. Tues.-Wed. Ends May 13. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$10 Tuesday, April 28, 2015, 8pm

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Bus Stop William Inge’s play throws strangers together during a snowstorm. Previews April 22-23, opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 3. Jones Playhouse, 4045 University Way N.E. $10-$18 Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Comedy Womb This “female-focused but not female-exclusive” show includes a headliner and an open-mike segment, in the Grotto underneath the Rendezvous. See comedywomb.com for complete schedule. JewelBox Theater at the Rendezvous, 2322 Second Ave., Seattle, WA 98121 $5 Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Lizard Boy A monster with strange powers emerges from the ashes of Mt. St. Helens. Is he a superhero or a freak? Find out in Justin Huertas’ rock musical. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 2. [See Gavin Borchert’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957786-129/lizard-boy-growing-up-gay-again” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$67 Wednesday, April 29, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Jay Hollingsworth’s True Story Hollingsworth asks visiting and local comics to actually explain the stories behind their supposedly true stories. 7:30 p.m., last Wednesday of every month.  The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue see website Wednesday, April 29, 2015, 7:30pm

Three High Circus Series Three separate shows in three runs, starting with Acrobatic Conundrum’s “The Language of Chance,” with aerial/dance/physical theater work devised by KT Niehoff and Elizabeth Klob. 7:30 p.m. Tues., April 28-Wed., April 29. Series ends May 10. 12th Avenue Arts, 1620 12th AvenueSeattle, WA 98122 $10-$40 ($50 for series pass) Wednesday, April 29, 2015, 7:30pm

H.P. Lovecraft: Stand-Up Comedian! The cult horror author gets a comedy-club spin. “Can Howie pull off one last sold-­out gig before the human race is destroyed?” Opens April 28. 8 p.m. Tues.-Wed. Ends May 13. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$10 Wednesday, April 29, 2015, 8pm

Duo Comedy Showcase Unexpected Productions presents comedians two at a time, 8:30 p.m. Wed. Unexpected Productions, 1428 Post Alley, Seattle, WA 98104 $5 Wednesday, April 29, 2015, 8:30pm

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Thursday, April 30, 2015

Bus Stop William Inge’s play throws strangers together during a snowstorm. Previews April 22-23, opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 3. Jones Playhouse, 4045 University Way N.E. $10-$18 Thursday, April 30, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Thursday, April 30, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Thursday, April 30, 2015

Che/The Gate Leonard D. Goodisman’s pair of one-acts. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 9. Eclectic Theater, 1214 10th Ave., Seattle $12-$25 Thursday, April 30, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Thursday, April 30, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Thursday, April 30, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Thursday, April 30, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Thursday, April 30, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Thursday, April 30, 2015

Lizard Boy A monster with strange powers emerges from the ashes of Mt. St. Helens. Is he a superhero or a freak? Find out in Justin Huertas’ rock musical. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 2. [See Gavin Borchert’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957786-129/lizard-boy-growing-up-gay-again” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$67 Thursday, April 30, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Thursday, April 30, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Thursday, April 30, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Thursday, April 30, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Thursday, April 30, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Thursday, April 30, 2015

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Thursday, April 30, 2015, 7:30pm

The Caucasian Chalk Circle Bertolt Brecht’s political allegory. (I know, that doesn’t exactly narrow it down.) 7:30 p.m. Thurs.-Sun.; also 7:30 p.m. Mon., April 20 and 2 p.m. Sun., April 26. Ends May 2. The Ballard Underground, 2220 N.W. Market St., Seattle $12-$15 Thursday, April 30, 2015, 7:30pm

Bunnies Inspired by the true events of the Woodland Park bunny infestation is Keiko Green’s tale of revenge and cannibalism, based on The Bacchae. Preview April 23, opens April 24. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. plus Mon., May 11. Ends May 16. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$20 Thursday, April 30, 2015, 8pm

Claim of Thrones Add you own flourishes to every geek’s favorite TV saga. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri. Ends May 22. Jet City Improv, 5510 University Way N.E. $12-$15 Thursday, April 30, 2015, 8pm

Openly We Carry/Carry We Openly Paul Mullin and Nick Stokes explore American gun culture in this double bill. Opens April 23. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. Ends May 9. Theater Off Jackson, 409 Seventh Ave. S. $14-$16 Thursday, April 30, 2015, 8pm

Alice in Wonderland Andre Gregory’s avant-garde take on Carroll, from 1970. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 3. Stone Soup Theatre, 4029 Stone Way N. $15-$25 Friday, May 1, 2015

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Friday, May 1, 2015

Bus Stop William Inge’s play throws strangers together during a snowstorm. Previews April 22-23, opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 3. Jones Playhouse, 4045 University Way N.E. $10-$18 Friday, May 1, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Friday, May 1, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Friday, May 1, 2015

Che/The Gate Leonard D. Goodisman’s pair of one-acts. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 9. Eclectic Theater, 1214 10th Ave., Seattle $12-$25 Friday, May 1, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Friday, May 1, 2015

ComedySportz Seattle Comedy Group moves their improv show to the former Empty Space. 8 & 10 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2:30 p.m. Sun. Atlas Theater, 3509 Fremont Ave. N., Seattle, WA 98103 $14 Friday, May 1, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Friday, May 1, 2015

Flushed In his solo show, Stokley Towles assumes the character of Ron, a treatment plant manager, to explore the question of sewage. (“Produced by 4Culture in partnership with King County’s Wastewater Treatment Division.”) Opens April 25. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., noon Sun. Ends May 10. New City Theater, 1404 18th Ave., Seattle, WA 98122 $10-$15 Friday, May 1, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Friday, May 1, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Friday, May 1, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Friday, May 1, 2015

Lizard Boy A monster with strange powers emerges from the ashes of Mt. St. Helens. Is he a superhero or a freak? Find out in Justin Huertas’ rock musical. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 2. [See Gavin Borchert’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957786-129/lizard-boy-growing-up-gay-again” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$67 Friday, May 1, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Friday, May 1, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Friday, May 1, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Friday, May 1, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Friday, May 1, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Friday, May 1, 2015

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe A stage adaptation of C.S. Lewis’ Narnia tale. Opens April 24. 7 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 10. Emmanuel Episcopal Church, 4400 86th Ave. S.E., Mercer Island $10-$17 Friday, May 1, 2015

PROK Open Mike Sign up for this generally zany and enjoyable evening, when professionals are also known to drop by.  The People’s Republic Kafe, 1718 12th Ave., Seattle Free Friday, May 1, 2015, 7pm

Tape Gilmore Acting Studio gives Stephen Belber’s 1999 play perhaps the least informative but nevertheless intriguing plot description ever: “It follows classical unities of action, time, and space, featuring three characters in a single plot narrative regarding their differing perspectives of past events, in one unbroken period of real time, in a single motel-room set.” Opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 23. Gilmore Acting Studio, 2220 N.W. Market St. $24 Friday, May 1, 2015, 7:30pm

The Caucasian Chalk Circle Bertolt Brecht’s political allegory. (I know, that doesn’t exactly narrow it down.) 7:30 p.m. Thurs.-Sun.; also 7:30 p.m. Mon., April 20 and 2 p.m. Sun., April 26. Ends May 2. The Ballard Underground, 2220 N.W. Market St., Seattle $12-$15 Friday, May 1, 2015, 7:30pm

Three High Circus Series Three separate shows in three runs, starting with Acrobatic Conundrum’s “The Language of Chance,” with aerial/dance/physical theater work devised by KT Niehoff and Elizabeth Klob. 7:30 p.m. Tues., April 28-Wed., April 29. Series ends May 10. 12th Avenue Arts, 1620 12th AvenueSeattle, WA 98122 $10-$40 ($50 for series pass) Friday, May 1, 2015, 7:30pm

Bunnies Inspired by the true events of the Woodland Park bunny infestation is Keiko Green’s tale of revenge and cannibalism, based on The Bacchae. Preview April 23, opens April 24. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. plus Mon., May 11. Ends May 16. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$20 Friday, May 1, 2015, 8pm

Claim of Thrones Add you own flourishes to every geek’s favorite TV saga. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri. Ends May 22. Jet City Improv, 5510 University Way N.E. $12-$15 Friday, May 1, 2015, 8pm

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Friday, May 1, 2015, 8pm

Openly We Carry/Carry We Openly Paul Mullin and Nick Stokes explore American gun culture in this double bill. Opens April 23. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. Ends May 9. Theater Off Jackson, 409 Seventh Ave. S. $14-$16 Friday, May 1, 2015, 8pm

TheatreSports Unexpected Productions’ long-running (since 1983!) improv comedy show, pitting two teams against each other in front of a panel of judges. 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Unexpected Productions, 1428 Post Alley, Seattle, WA 98104 $15 Friday, May 1, 2015, 10:30pm

Spin the Bottle The April edition of Annex Theatre’s late-night variety show promises “exquisite and intricate music,” “theatrical commentary on corporate-ness,” and much more. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$10 Friday, May 1, 2015, 11pm

Alice in Wonderland Andre Gregory’s avant-garde take on Carroll, from 1970. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 3. Stone Soup Theatre, 4029 Stone Way N. $15-$25 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Bus Stop William Inge’s play throws strangers together during a snowstorm. Previews April 22-23, opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 3. Jones Playhouse, 4045 University Way N.E. $10-$18 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Saturday, May 2, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Che/The Gate Leonard D. Goodisman’s pair of one-acts. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 9. Eclectic Theater, 1214 10th Ave., Seattle $12-$25 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Saturday, May 2, 2015

ComedySportz Seattle Comedy Group moves their improv show to the former Empty Space. 8 & 10 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2:30 p.m. Sun. Atlas Theater, 3509 Fremont Ave. N., Seattle, WA 98103 $14 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Flushed In his solo show, Stokley Towles assumes the character of Ron, a treatment plant manager, to explore the question of sewage. (“Produced by 4Culture in partnership with King County’s Wastewater Treatment Division.”) Opens April 25. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., noon Sun. Ends May 10. New City Theater, 1404 18th Ave., Seattle, WA 98122 $10-$15 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Lizard Boy A monster with strange powers emerges from the ashes of Mt. St. Helens. Is he a superhero or a freak? Find out in Justin Huertas’ rock musical. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 2. [See Gavin Borchert’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957786-129/lizard-boy-growing-up-gay-again” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$67 Saturday, May 2, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Pink Door Cabaret Trapeze performances (6:15-8:45 p.m.) by Bridget Gunning (Sun.) and Tanya Brno (Mon.). Saturdays, go “Behind the Pink Door” (11 p.m.,). See thepinkdoor.net for full details.   The Pink Door, 1919 Post Alley, Seattle $20 cover Saturday, May 2, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Saturday, May 2, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Saturday, May 2, 2015

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe A stage adaptation of C.S. Lewis’ Narnia tale. Opens April 24. 7 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 10. Emmanuel Episcopal Church, 4400 86th Ave. S.E., Mercer Island $10-$17 Saturday, May 2, 2015

Saturday Morning Cartoons Kids’ play ideas are brought to life by adult playwrights and actors in this omnibus. 10:30 a.m. Sat. Ends May 9. Pocket Theater, 8312 Greenwood Ave. N. $5-$14 Saturday, May 2, 2015, 10:30am

Tape Gilmore Acting Studio gives Stephen Belber’s 1999 play perhaps the least informative but nevertheless intriguing plot description ever: “It follows classical unities of action, time, and space, featuring three characters in a single plot narrative regarding their differing perspectives of past events, in one unbroken period of real time, in a single motel-room set.” Opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 23. Gilmore Acting Studio, 2220 N.W. Market St. $24 Saturday, May 2, 2015, 7:30pm

The Caucasian Chalk Circle Bertolt Brecht’s political allegory. (I know, that doesn’t exactly narrow it down.) 7:30 p.m. Thurs.-Sun.; also 7:30 p.m. Mon., April 20 and 2 p.m. Sun., April 26. Ends May 2. The Ballard Underground, 2220 N.W. Market St., Seattle $12-$15 Saturday, May 2, 2015, 7:30pm

The Edge Bainbridge Island’s own improv troupe.  Bainbridge Performing Arts, 200 Madison Ave. N., Bainbridge Island, WA 98110 $12-$16 Saturday, May 2, 2015, 7:30pm

Three High Circus Series Three separate shows in three runs, starting with Acrobatic Conundrum’s “The Language of Chance,” with aerial/dance/physical theater work devised by KT Niehoff and Elizabeth Klob. 7:30 p.m. Tues., April 28-Wed., April 29. Series ends May 10. 12th Avenue Arts, 1620 12th AvenueSeattle, WA 98122 $10-$40 ($50 for series pass) Saturday, May 2, 2015, 7:30pm

Bunnies Inspired by the true events of the Woodland Park bunny infestation is Keiko Green’s tale of revenge and cannibalism, based on The Bacchae. Preview April 23, opens April 24. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. plus Mon., May 11. Ends May 16. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$20 Saturday, May 2, 2015, 8pm

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Saturday, May 2, 2015, 8pm

Openly We Carry/Carry We Openly Paul Mullin and Nick Stokes explore American gun culture in this double bill. Opens April 23. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. Ends May 9. Theater Off Jackson, 409 Seventh Ave. S. $14-$16 Saturday, May 2, 2015, 8pm

TheatreSports Unexpected Productions’ long-running (since 1983!) improv comedy show, pitting two teams against each other in front of a panel of judges. 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Unexpected Productions, 1428 Post Alley, Seattle, WA 98104 $15 Saturday, May 2, 2015, 10:30pm

Alice in Wonderland Andre Gregory’s avant-garde take on Carroll, from 1970. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 3. Stone Soup Theatre, 4029 Stone Way N. $15-$25 Sunday, May 3, 2015

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Sunday, May 3, 2015

Bus Stop William Inge’s play throws strangers together during a snowstorm. Previews April 22-23, opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 3. Jones Playhouse, 4045 University Way N.E. $10-$18 Sunday, May 3, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Sunday, May 3, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Sunday, May 3, 2015

Che/The Gate Leonard D. Goodisman’s pair of one-acts. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 9. Eclectic Theater, 1214 10th Ave., Seattle $12-$25 Sunday, May 3, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Sunday, May 3, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Sunday, May 3, 2015

Flushed In his solo show, Stokley Towles assumes the character of Ron, a treatment plant manager, to explore the question of sewage. (“Produced by 4Culture in partnership with King County’s Wastewater Treatment Division.”) Opens April 25. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., noon Sun. Ends May 10. New City Theater, 1404 18th Ave., Seattle, WA 98122 $10-$15 Sunday, May 3, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Sunday, May 3, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Sunday, May 3, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Sunday, May 3, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Sunday, May 3, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Sunday, May 3, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Sunday, May 3, 2015

Pink Door Cabaret Trapeze performances (6:15-8:45 p.m.) by Bridget Gunning (Sun.) and Tanya Brno (Mon.). Saturdays, go “Behind the Pink Door” (11 p.m.,). See thepinkdoor.net for full details.   The Pink Door, 1919 Post Alley, Seattle $20 cover Sunday, May 3, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Sunday, May 3, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Sunday, May 3, 2015

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe A stage adaptation of C.S. Lewis’ Narnia tale. Opens April 24. 7 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 10. Emmanuel Episcopal Church, 4400 86th Ave. S.E., Mercer Island $10-$17 Sunday, May 3, 2015

Mama Mia! This 30-minute ABBA sendup is part of the “Mimosas With Mama” drag brunch. Narwhal, 1118 E. Pike St., Seattle $15-$20 Sunday, May 3, 2015, 1pm

Three High Circus Series Three separate shows in three runs, starting with Acrobatic Conundrum’s “The Language of Chance,” with aerial/dance/physical theater work devised by KT Niehoff and Elizabeth Klob. 7:30 p.m. Tues., April 28-Wed., April 29. Series ends May 10. 12th Avenue Arts, 1620 12th Avenue

Seattle, WA 98122 $10-$40 ($50 for series pass) Sunday, May 3, 2015, 5pm

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Sunday, May 3, 2015, 7:30pm

Weird and Awesome With Emmett Montgomery “A monthly parade [every first Sunday] of wonder and awkward sharing hosted and curated by mustache wizard Emmett Montgomery. 7:30 p.m. first Sunday of every month. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$10 Sunday, May 3, 2015, 7:30pm

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Monday, May 4, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Monday, May 4, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Monday, May 4, 2015

Pink Door Cabaret Trapeze performances (6:15-8:45 p.m.) by Bridget Gunning (Sun.) and Tanya Brno (Mon.). Saturdays, go “Behind the Pink Door” (11 p.m.,). See thepinkdoor.net for full details.   The Pink Door, 1919 Post Alley, Seattle $20 cover Monday, May 4, 2015

Pagliacci Comedy Night Local and national comics, every first Monday. Beer and wine will be available with ID. 8 p.m., first Monday of every month. Pagliacci Pizza, 426 Broadway Ave. E., Seattle, WA 98102 Free Monday, May 4, 2015, 8pm

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Comedy Womb This “female-focused but not female-exclusive” show includes a headliner and an open-mike segment, in the Grotto underneath the Rendezvous. See comedywomb.com for complete schedule. JewelBox Theater at the Rendezvous, 2322 Second Ave., Seattle, WA 98121 $5 Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Tuesday, May 5, 2015

H.P. Lovecraft: Stand-Up Comedian! The cult horror author gets a comedy-club spin. “Can Howie pull off one last sold-­out gig before the human race is destroyed?” Opens April 28. 8 p.m. Tues.-Wed. Ends May 13. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$10 Tuesday, May 5, 2015, 8pm

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Comedy Womb This “female-focused but not female-exclusive” show includes a headliner and an open-mike segment, in the Grotto underneath the Rendezvous. See comedywomb.com for complete schedule. JewelBox Theater at the Rendezvous, 2322 Second Ave., Seattle, WA 98121 $5 Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Wednesday, May 6, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Three Ring Circus A new stand-­up/improv/sketch comedy show, every first Wednesday. The Grotto at the Rendezvous, 2322 Second Ave. $5 Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 7:30pm

H.P. Lovecraft: Stand-Up Comedian! The cult horror author gets a comedy-club spin. “Can Howie pull off one last sold-­out gig before the human race is destroyed?” Opens April 28. 8 p.m. Tues.-Wed. Ends May 13. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$10 Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 8pm

Duo Comedy Showcase Unexpected Productions presents comedians two at a time, 8:30 p.m. Wed. Unexpected Productions, 1428 Post Alley, Seattle, WA 98104 $5 Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 8:30pm

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Thursday, May 7, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Thursday, May 7, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Thursday, May 7, 2015

Che/The Gate Leonard D. Goodisman’s pair of one-acts. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 9. Eclectic Theater, 1214 10th Ave., Seattle $12-$25 Thursday, May 7, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Thursday, May 7, 2015

Complex Movements: Beware of the Dandelions An interactive “pod” performance in which small audiences (limit 35) become survivors in a post-apocalyptic community. Runs Thurs.-Sun. April 16-19 & May 7-10; see ontheboards.org for exact schedule. On the Boards, 100 W. Roy St. $12-$23 Thursday, May 7, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Thursday, May 7, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Thursday, May 7, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Thursday, May 7, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Thursday, May 7, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Thursday, May 7, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Thursday, May 7, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Thursday, May 7, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Thursday, May 7, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Thursday, May 7, 2015

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Thursday, May 7, 2015, 7:30pm

Bunnies Inspired by the true events of the Woodland Park bunny infestation is Keiko Green’s tale of revenge and cannibalism, based on The Bacchae. Preview April 23, opens April 24. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. plus Mon., May 11. Ends May 16. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$20 Thursday, May 7, 2015, 8pm

Claim of Thrones Add you own flourishes to every geek’s favorite TV saga. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri. Ends May 22. Jet City Improv, 5510 University Way N.E. $12-$15 Thursday, May 7, 2015, 8pm

Openly We Carry/Carry We Openly Paul Mullin and Nick Stokes explore American gun culture in this double bill. Opens April 23. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. Ends May 9. Theater Off Jackson, 409 Seventh Ave. S. $14-$16 Thursday, May 7, 2015, 8pm

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Friday, May 8, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Friday, May 8, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Friday, May 8, 2015

Che/The Gate Leonard D. Goodisman’s pair of one-acts. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 9. Eclectic Theater, 1214 10th Ave., Seattle $12-$25 Friday, May 8, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Friday, May 8, 2015

ComedySportz Seattle Comedy Group moves their improv show to the former Empty Space. 8 & 10 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2:30 p.m. Sun. Atlas Theater, 3509 Fremont Ave. N., Seattle, WA 98103 $14 Friday, May 8, 2015

Complex Movements: Beware of the Dandelions An interactive “pod” performance in which small audiences (limit 35) become survivors in a post-apocalyptic community. Runs Thurs.-Sun. April 16-19 & May 7-10; see ontheboards.org for exact schedule. On the Boards, 100 W. Roy St. $12-$23 Friday, May 8, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Friday, May 8, 2015

Flushed In his solo show, Stokley Towles assumes the character of Ron, a treatment plant manager, to explore the question of sewage. (“Produced by 4Culture in partnership with King County’s Wastewater Treatment Division.”) Opens April 25. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., noon Sun. Ends May 10. New City Theater, 1404 18th Ave., Seattle, WA 98122 $10-$15 Friday, May 8, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Friday, May 8, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Friday, May 8, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Friday, May 8, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Friday, May 8, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Friday, May 8, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Friday, May 8, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Friday, May 8, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Friday, May 8, 2015

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe A stage adaptation of C.S. Lewis’ Narnia tale. Opens April 24. 7 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 10. Emmanuel Episcopal Church, 4400 86th Ave. S.E., Mercer Island $10-$17 Friday, May 8, 2015

PROK Open Mike Sign up for this generally zany and enjoyable evening, when professionals are also known to drop by.  The People’s Republic Kafe, 1718 12th Ave., Seattle Free Friday, May 8, 2015, 7pm

Tape Gilmore Acting Studio gives Stephen Belber’s 1999 play perhaps the least informative but nevertheless intriguing plot description ever: “It follows classical unities of action, time, and space, featuring three characters in a single plot narrative regarding their differing perspectives of past events, in one unbroken period of real time, in a single motel-room set.” Opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 23. Gilmore Acting Studio, 2220 N.W. Market St. $24 Friday, May 8, 2015, 7:30pm

Three High Circus Series Three separate shows in three runs, starting with Acrobatic Conundrum’s “The Language of Chance,” with aerial/dance/physical theater work devised by KT Niehoff and Elizabeth Klob. 7:30 p.m. Tues., April 28-Wed., April 29. Series ends May 10. 12th Avenue Arts, 1620 12th AvenueSeattle, WA 98122 $10-$40 ($50 for series pass) Friday, May 8, 2015, 7:30pm

Bunnies Inspired by the true events of the Woodland Park bunny infestation is Keiko Green’s tale of revenge and cannibalism, based on The Bacchae. Preview April 23, opens April 24. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. plus Mon., May 11. Ends May 16. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$20 Friday, May 8, 2015, 8pm

Claim of Thrones Add you own flourishes to every geek’s favorite TV saga. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri. Ends May 22. Jet City Improv, 5510 University Way N.E. $12-$15 Friday, May 8, 2015, 8pm

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Friday, May 8, 2015, 8pm

Openly We Carry/Carry We Openly Paul Mullin and Nick Stokes explore American gun culture in this double bill. Opens April 23. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. Ends May 9. Theater Off Jackson, 409 Seventh Ave. S. $14-$16 Friday, May 8, 2015, 8pm

TheatreSports Unexpected Productions’ long-running (since 1983!) improv comedy show, pitting two teams against each other in front of a panel of judges. 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Unexpected Productions, 1428 Post Alley, Seattle, WA 98104 $15 Friday, May 8, 2015, 10:30pm

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Saturday, May 9, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Saturday, May 9, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Saturday, May 9, 2015

Che/The Gate Leonard D. Goodisman’s pair of one-acts. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Ends May 9. Eclectic Theater, 1214 10th Ave., Seattle $12-$25 Saturday, May 9, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Saturday, May 9, 2015

ComedySportz Seattle Comedy Group moves their improv show to the former Empty Space. 8 & 10 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2:30 p.m. Sun. Atlas Theater, 3509 Fremont Ave. N., Seattle, WA 98103 $14 Saturday, May 9, 2015

Complex Movements: Beware of the Dandelions An interactive “pod” performance in which small audiences (limit 35) become survivors in a post-apocalyptic community. Runs Thurs.-Sun. April 16-19 & May 7-10; see ontheboards.org for exact schedule. On the Boards, 100 W. Roy St. $12-$23 Saturday, May 9, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Saturday, May 9, 2015

Flushed In his solo show, Stokley Towles assumes the character of Ron, a treatment plant manager, to explore the question of sewage. (“Produced by 4Culture in partnership with King County’s Wastewater Treatment Division.”) Opens April 25. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., noon Sun. Ends May 10. New City Theater, 1404 18th Ave., Seattle, WA 98122 $10-$15 Saturday, May 9, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Saturday, May 9, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Saturday, May 9, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Saturday, May 9, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Saturday, May 9, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Saturday, May 9, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Saturday, May 9, 2015

Pink Door Cabaret Trapeze performances (6:15-8:45 p.m.) by Bridget Gunning (Sun.) and Tanya Brno (Mon.). Saturdays, go “Behind the Pink Door” (11 p.m.,). See thepinkdoor.net for full details.   The Pink Door, 1919 Post Alley, Seattle $20 cover Saturday, May 9, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Saturday, May 9, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Saturday, May 9, 2015

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe A stage adaptation of C.S. Lewis’ Narnia tale. Opens April 24. 7 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 10. Emmanuel Episcopal Church, 4400 86th Ave. S.E., Mercer Island $10-$17 Saturday, May 9, 2015

Saturday Morning Cartoons Kids’ play ideas are brought to life by adult playwrights and actors in this omnibus. 10:30 a.m. Sat. Ends May 9. Pocket Theater, 8312 Greenwood Ave. N. $5-$14 Saturday, May 9, 2015, 10:30am

Tape Gilmore Acting Studio gives Stephen Belber’s 1999 play perhaps the least informative but nevertheless intriguing plot description ever: “It follows classical unities of action, time, and space, featuring three characters in a single plot narrative regarding their differing perspectives of past events, in one unbroken period of real time, in a single motel-room set.” Opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 23. Gilmore Acting Studio, 2220 N.W. Market St. $24 Saturday, May 9, 2015, 7:30pm

Three High Circus Series Three separate shows in three runs, starting with Acrobatic Conundrum’s “The Language of Chance,” with aerial/dance/physical theater work devised by KT Niehoff and Elizabeth Klob. 7:30 p.m. Tues., April 28-Wed., April 29. Series ends May 10. 12th Avenue Arts, 1620 12th AvenueSeattle, WA 98122 $10-$40 ($50 for series pass) Saturday, May 9, 2015, 7:30pm

Bunnies Inspired by the true events of the Woodland Park bunny infestation is Keiko Green’s tale of revenge and cannibalism, based on The Bacchae. Preview April 23, opens April 24. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. plus Mon., May 11. Ends May 16. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$20 Saturday, May 9, 2015, 8pm

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Saturday, May 9, 2015, 8pm

Openly We Carry/Carry We Openly Paul Mullin and Nick Stokes explore American gun culture in this double bill. Opens April 23. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. Ends May 9. Theater Off Jackson, 409 Seventh Ave. S. $14-$16 Saturday, May 9, 2015, 8pm

TheatreSports Unexpected Productions’ long-running (since 1983!) improv comedy show, pitting two teams against each other in front of a panel of judges. 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Unexpected Productions, 1428 Post Alley, Seattle, WA 98104 $15 Saturday, May 9, 2015, 10:30pm

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Sunday, May 10, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Sunday, May 10, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Sunday, May 10, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Sunday, May 10, 2015

Complex Movements: Beware of the Dandelions An interactive “pod” performance in which small audiences (limit 35) become survivors in a post-apocalyptic community. Runs Thurs.-Sun. April 16-19 & May 7-10; see ontheboards.org for exact schedule. On the Boards, 100 W. Roy St. $12-$23 Sunday, May 10, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Sunday, May 10, 2015

Flushed In his solo show, Stokley Towles assumes the character of Ron, a treatment plant manager, to explore the question of sewage. (“Produced by 4Culture in partnership with King County’s Wastewater Treatment Division.”) Opens April 25. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat., noon Sun. Ends May 10. New City Theater, 1404 18th Ave., Seattle, WA 98122 $10-$15 Sunday, May 10, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Sunday, May 10, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Sunday, May 10, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Sunday, May 10, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Sunday, May 10, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Sunday, May 10, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Sunday, May 10, 2015

Pink Door Cabaret Trapeze performances (6:15-8:45 p.m.) by Bridget Gunning (Sun.) and Tanya Brno (Mon.). Saturdays, go “Behind the Pink Door” (11 p.m.,). See thepinkdoor.net for full details.   The Pink Door, 1919 Post Alley, Seattle $20 cover Sunday, May 10, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Sunday, May 10, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Sunday, May 10, 2015

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe A stage adaptation of C.S. Lewis’ Narnia tale. Opens April 24. 7 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2 p.m. Sat.-Sun. Ends May 10. Emmanuel Episcopal Church, 4400 86th Ave. S.E., Mercer Island $10-$17 Sunday, May 10, 2015

Mama Mia! This 30-minute ABBA sendup is part of the “Mimosas With Mama” drag brunch. Narwhal, 1118 E. Pike St., Seattle $15-$20 Sunday, May 10, 2015, 1pm

Three High Circus Series Three separate shows in three runs, starting with Acrobatic Conundrum’s “The Language of Chance,” with aerial/dance/physical theater work devised by KT Niehoff and Elizabeth Klob. 7:30 p.m. Tues., April 28-Wed., April 29. Series ends May 10. 12th Avenue Arts, 1620 12th AvenueSeattle, WA 98122 $10-$40 ($50 for series pass) Sunday, May 10, 2015, 5pm

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Sunday, May 10, 2015, 7:30pm

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Monday, May 11, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Monday, May 11, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Monday, May 11, 2015

Pink Door Cabaret Trapeze performances (6:15-8:45 p.m.) by Bridget Gunning (Sun.) and Tanya Brno (Mon.). Saturdays, go “Behind the Pink Door” (11 p.m.,). See thepinkdoor.net for full details.   The Pink Door, 1919 Post Alley, Seattle $20 cover Monday, May 11, 2015

Bunnies Inspired by the true events of the Woodland Park bunny infestation is Keiko Green’s tale of revenge and cannibalism, based on The Bacchae. Preview April 23, opens April 24. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. plus Mon., May 11. Ends May 16. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$20 Monday, May 11, 2015, 8pm

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Comedy Womb This “female-focused but not female-exclusive” show includes a headliner and an open-mike segment, in the Grotto underneath the Rendezvous. See comedywomb.com for complete schedule. JewelBox Theater at the Rendezvous, 2322 Second Ave., Seattle, WA 98121 $5 Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Tuesday, May 12, 2015

H.P. Lovecraft: Stand-Up Comedian! The cult horror author gets a comedy-club spin. “Can Howie pull off one last sold-­out gig before the human race is destroyed?” Opens April 28. 8 p.m. Tues.-Wed. Ends May 13. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$10 Tuesday, May 12, 2015, 8pm

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Comedy Womb This “female-focused but not female-exclusive” show includes a headliner and an open-mike segment, in the Grotto underneath the Rendezvous. See comedywomb.com for complete schedule. JewelBox Theater at the Rendezvous, 2322 Second Ave., Seattle, WA 98121 $5 Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Wednesday, May 13, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Wednesday, May 13, 2015

H.P. Lovecraft: Stand-Up Comedian! The cult horror author gets a comedy-club spin. “Can Howie pull off one last sold-­out gig before the human race is destroyed?” Opens April 28. 8 p.m. Tues.-Wed. Ends May 13. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$10 Wednesday, May 13, 2015, 8pm

Duo Comedy Showcase Unexpected Productions presents comedians two at a time, 8:30 p.m. Wed. Unexpected Productions, 1428 Post Alley, Seattle, WA 98104 $5 Wednesday, May 13, 2015, 8:30pm

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Thursday, May 14, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Thursday, May 14, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Thursday, May 14, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Thursday, May 14, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Thursday, May 14, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Thursday, May 14, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Thursday, May 14, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Thursday, May 14, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Thursday, May 14, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Thursday, May 14, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Thursday, May 14, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Thursday, May 14, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Thursday, May 14, 2015

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Thursday, May 14, 2015, 7:30pm

Bunnies Inspired by the true events of the Woodland Park bunny infestation is Keiko Green’s tale of revenge and cannibalism, based on The Bacchae. Preview April 23, opens April 24. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. plus Mon., May 11. Ends May 16. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$20 Thursday, May 14, 2015, 8pm

Claim of Thrones Add you own flourishes to every geek’s favorite TV saga. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri. Ends May 22. Jet City Improv, 5510 University Way N.E. $12-$15 Thursday, May 14, 2015, 8pm

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Friday, May 15, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Friday, May 15, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Friday, May 15, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Friday, May 15, 2015

ComedySportz Seattle Comedy Group moves their improv show to the former Empty Space. 8 & 10 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2:30 p.m. Sun. Atlas Theater, 3509 Fremont Ave. N., Seattle, WA 98103 $14 Friday, May 15, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Friday, May 15, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Friday, May 15, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Friday, May 15, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Friday, May 15, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Friday, May 15, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Friday, May 15, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Friday, May 15, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Friday, May 15, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Friday, May 15, 2015

PROK Open Mike Sign up for this generally zany and enjoyable evening, when professionals are also known to drop by.  The People’s Republic Kafe, 1718 12th Ave., Seattle Free Friday, May 15, 2015, 7pm

Tape Gilmore Acting Studio gives Stephen Belber’s 1999 play perhaps the least informative but nevertheless intriguing plot description ever: “It follows classical unities of action, time, and space, featuring three characters in a single plot narrative regarding their differing perspectives of past events, in one unbroken period of real time, in a single motel-room set.” Opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 23. Gilmore Acting Studio, 2220 N.W. Market St. $24 Friday, May 15, 2015, 7:30pm

Bunnies Inspired by the true events of the Woodland Park bunny infestation is Keiko Green’s tale of revenge and cannibalism, based on The Bacchae. Preview April 23, opens April 24. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. plus Mon., May 11. Ends May 16. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$20 Friday, May 15, 2015, 8pm

Claim of Thrones Add you own flourishes to every geek’s favorite TV saga. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri. Ends May 22. Jet City Improv, 5510 University Way N.E. $12-$15 Friday, May 15, 2015, 8pm

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Friday, May 15, 2015, 8pm

TheatreSports Unexpected Productions’ long-running (since 1983!) improv comedy show, pitting two teams against each other in front of a panel of judges. 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Unexpected Productions, 1428 Post Alley, Seattle, WA 98104 $15 Friday, May 15, 2015, 10:30pm

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Saturday, May 16, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Saturday, May 16, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Saturday, May 16, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Saturday, May 16, 2015

ComedySportz Seattle Comedy Group moves their improv show to the former Empty Space. 8 & 10 p.m. Fri.-Sat., 2:30 p.m. Sun. Atlas Theater, 3509 Fremont Ave. N., Seattle, WA 98103 $14 Saturday, May 16, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Saturday, May 16, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Saturday, May 16, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Saturday, May 16, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Saturday, May 16, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Saturday, May 16, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Saturday, May 16, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Saturday, May 16, 2015

Pink Door Cabaret Trapeze performances (6:15-8:45 p.m.) by Bridget Gunning (Sun.) and Tanya Brno (Mon.). Saturdays, go “Behind the Pink Door” (11 p.m.,). See thepinkdoor.net for full details.   The Pink Door, 1919 Post Alley, Seattle $20 cover Saturday, May 16, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Saturday, May 16, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Saturday, May 16, 2015

Tape Gilmore Acting Studio gives Stephen Belber’s 1999 play perhaps the least informative but nevertheless intriguing plot description ever: “It follows classical unities of action, time, and space, featuring three characters in a single plot narrative regarding their differing perspectives of past events, in one unbroken period of real time, in a single motel-room set.” Opens April 24. 7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 23. Gilmore Acting Studio, 2220 N.W. Market St. $24 Saturday, May 16, 2015, 7:30pm

Bunnies Inspired by the true events of the Woodland Park bunny infestation is Keiko Green’s tale of revenge and cannibalism, based on The Bacchae. Preview April 23, opens April 24. 8 p.m. Thurs.-Sat. plus Mon., May 11. Ends May 16. Annex Theatre, 1110 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122 $5-$20 Saturday, May 16, 2015, 8pm

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Saturday, May 16, 2015, 8pm

TheatreSports Unexpected Productions’ long-running (since 1983!) improv comedy show, pitting two teams against each other in front of a panel of judges. 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Unexpected Productions, 1428 Post Alley, Seattle, WA 98104 $15 Saturday, May 16, 2015, 10:30pm

Angry Housewives They deal with it by forming a punk band in this musical, which ran in Seattle for most of the ‘80s. Opens April 23. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Ends May 24. ArtsWest, 4711 California Ave. S.W., Seattle, WA 98116 $17-$36.50 Sunday, May 17, 2015

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Sunday, May 17, 2015

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Tennessee Williams’ dysfunctional-family classic. Kurt Beattie directs. Previews begin April 17, opens April 23. Runs Tues.-Sun.; see acttheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$44 Sunday, May 17, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Sunday, May 17, 2015

Flamingo The Can Can’s all-new tropical themed cabaret. $30-$85. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see thecancan.com for exact schedule. Ends Oct. 11. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 $30-$85 Sunday, May 17, 2015

Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well & Living in Paris Well, he was when this revue celebrating the Belgian songwriter opened in 1968. 7:30 p.m. Tues.-Wed., 8 p.m. Thurs.-Fri., 2 & 8 p.m. Sat., 2 & 7 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. [See Mark Baumgarten’s <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957507-129/jacques-brel-is-alive-and-well” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] ACT Theatre, 700 Union St., Seattle, WA 98101 $15-$49 Sunday, May 17, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Sunday, May 17, 2015

Little Bee Chris Cleave’s novel explores “’the mutual incomprehension of the developing world and the developed world.” Previews April 22-24, opens April 25. Runs Wed.-Sun.; see book-it.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Center Theatre at the Armory, Seattle Center $25 Sunday, May 17, 2015

No Way to Treat a Lady This strange musical comedy, reworked since its last appearance at Village Theatre in 1999 (also directed by Steve Tomkins), was originally inspired by the Boston Strangler-according to source novelist William Goldman. Predictable as something on LMN, Douglas J. Cohen’s 1987 gore-free, family-friendly show is one part murder-porn-gasm, one part hokey musical, and all parts fun. Suffering a deadly devotion to his late mother (a celebrated actress), failed thespian Christopher “Kit” Gill (Nick DeSantis) dons various disguises and adopts different dialects whilst murdering women who remind him of her. (If he can’t be famous, he decides, he’ll be infamous.) Dissatisfied with his media mentions, he begins an antagonistic telephone relationship with NYPD detective Morris Brummell (Dane Stokinger). This cat-and-mouse script smartly balances engaging action with witty dialogue and lyrics. This ensemble enchants with energetic singing and excellent acting. Notable are Jayne Muirhead as the cop’s suffocating Jewish mother; Jessica Skerritt as Morris’ shiksa love interest; and Bobbi Kotula, this production’s versatile champion, who distinctly depicts Kit’s mother and his victims. ALYSSA DYKSTERHOUSE [See Alyssa’s full <a href=”http://www.seattleweekly.com/arts/957508-129/no-way-to-treat-a-lady” target=”_blank”>review</a>.] Runs Wed.-Sun.; see villagetheatre.org for exact schedule. Ends April 26. (Also runs May 1-24 in Everett.) Village Theatre, 303 Front St. N., Issaquah, WA 98027 $35-$67 Sunday, May 17, 2015

Outside Mullingar Lovelorn and single, Anthony and Rosemary are forced to let go of a longtime land feud, and romantic hesitancy, to find happiness in John Patrick Shanley’s recent Tony winner. Previews begin April 24, opens April 29. 7:30 p.m. Wed.-Sun. plus some Wed. & weekend matinees; see seattlerep.org for exact schedule. Ends May 17. Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St. (Seattle Center), Seattle, WA 98109 $17-$102 Sunday, May 17, 2015

Parlor Live Comedy Club See parlorlive.com for schedule. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way N.E., Bellevue $15-$30 Sunday, May 17, 2015

Pink Door Cabaret Trapeze performances (6:15-8:45 p.m.) by Bridget Gunning (Sun.) and Tanya Brno (Mon.). Saturdays, go “Behind the Pink Door” (11 p.m.,). See thepinkdoor.net for full details.   The Pink Door, 1919 Post Alley, Seattle $20 cover Sunday, May 17, 2015

Robin Hood The evergreen adventure tale promises not to be too intense. But will it turn your kids to socialists with all that talk of robbing from the rich? 7 p.m. Thurs.-Fri.; 2 & 5:30 p.m. Sat.; 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. Sun. Ends May 17. Seattle Children’s Theatre, Seattle Center $20 and up Sunday, May 17, 2015

Teatro ZinZanni: The Hot Spot Frank Ferrante and Dreya Weber return for TZ’s new show, in which “love and magic in the digital age collide.” Runs Thurs.-Sun. plus some Wed.; see zinzanni.com/seattle for exact schedule. Ends June 7. Teatro ZinZanni, 222 Mercer St., Seattle $99 and up Sunday, May 17, 2015

Mama Mia! This 30-minute ABBA sendup is part of the “Mimosas With Mama” drag brunch. Narwhal, 1118 E. Pike St., Seattle $15-$20 Sunday, May 17, 2015, 1pm

Don Nordo del Midwest The “deconstructionist dinner theatre” finally takes residence with a new show in the long-vacant former Elliott Bay Book Co. space in Pioneer Square. 7:30 p.m. Thurs. & Sun., 8 p.m. Fri.-Sat. Ends May 31. Nordo’s Culinarium, 109 S. Main St. $75 ($100 w/wine flight) Sunday, May 17, 2015, 7:30pm

Can Can Cabarets Seattle’s center for neo-burlesque presents shows and/or live music nearly every night; see thecancan.com for full details and ticket prices. Can Can, 94 Pike St., Seattle, WA 98104 see website Monday, May 18, 2015

Comedy Underground See comedyunderground.com for complete schedule, including their “Monday Madness” open-mike night, 8 p.m. Comedy Underground, 109 S. Washington St., Seattle, WA 98104 $6 Monday, May 18, 2015

Laughs Stand-up and other comedy. See laughscomedy.com for complete schedule, including open-mike night, 8 p.m. Wed. Laughs Comedy Spot, 12099 124th Ave. N.E., Kirkland, WA 98034 $10-$20 Monday, May 18, 2015

Pink Door Cabaret Trapeze performances (6:15-8:45 p.m.) by Bridget Gunning (Sun.) and Tanya Brno (Mon.). Saturdays, go “Behind the Pink Door” (11 p.m.,). See thepinkdoor.net for full details.   The Pink Door, 1919 Post Alley, Seattle $20 cover Monday, May 18, 2015