Rob out with your knob outSeattle Police say Eric Ross had two items on his to-do list for Nov. 1. First, rob a cafe. Second, whip out his dick in front of a cashier. And being a man who prides himself on efficiency, why would he want to make two trips when he could cross off both items in one fell swoop?The PI

reports Monday that Mr. Ross was sitting at an unnamed cafe in the 9400 Block of Delridge Way SW playing with his iPhone when he grew tired of it and, with his left hand drew out Ol’ Willie One-Eye and with his right, produced a small handgun before pointing both at a terrified cashier and saying “give me the money.”The woman behind the counter apparently fled the store in terror and was so upset she eventually quit her job. Not surprised. An on-the-clock cock robbery is generally grounds for a career switch.Afterward, cops say Ross moseyed on down to a Mexican restaurant and pulled a similar stunt on a different female employee (though it’s unclear if he still had the pistol). As for Ross, he apparently admits to being in the area in question, but says his dick was actually a dildo and the gun was a toy.Police searched his house and recovered said dildo but not the toy pistol.Ross, meanwhile, says he’ll prove his innocence in court with he evidence he has hiding right here, under his trench coat.