Remember when this was the cloudiest, gloomiest summer on record? Well, no longer! It hit 96 degrees at SeaTac on Sunday, 95 on Saturday, both on perfectly blue-sky days. Those are records, people. Clearly we’ve been overdoing our prayers for cloudless days. Left side of the room: Pray for sun. Right side: Specify that we want nothing over 85. The rest of you: How ’bouts a little rain dance along with a side of animal sacrifice so that we’ll never get poison smog like Moscow. Let’s do this, y’all!
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