Pssssst. Hey kid. Here’s the Cliffs Notes version.Like Cliff Mass but think he’s too long-winded? Then Cliff Mass TLDR (Too Long, Didn’t Read) is for you.Take the powerful storm that blew through the Puget Sound yesterday afternoon. Scary, no? Well what’s scarier is it took the former Seattle Weekly

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338 words to explain how blow-ey things were going to be. That’s time you could have spent not drawing Mohammed!In TLDR’s capable hands, however, that verbose post got boiled down to only 21 of the most explanatory of words.It was windy last night. The storm moved North to Canada. It was windiest on the water, up to 83 MPH.What efficiency of language. He’s (or she’s) like the Hemingway of amateur forecasters.